Anti-masturbatory gum?
- Thread starter Edrof
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Soldato
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Tell you something… I think there is a market for this type of stuff. Too much masturbating can actually ruin your life…
I mean, it takes up time and it actually can ruin your sex life….. you ended up getting addicted to internet porn, sitting there whacking away when you could actually just get out there and find the real thing..!! lol
Oh and too much can desensitise you, and then you can’t actually perform when you do actually get the real deal..!!
IMO, better to get some mint gum to freshen your breath, find a lass and have her masturbate you off too much..!! Much better experience… lol
Darn, just I just write all that crud..!! erm … ducks.!!
I mean, it takes up time and it actually can ruin your sex life….. you ended up getting addicted to internet porn, sitting there whacking away when you could actually just get out there and find the real thing..!! lol
Oh and too much can desensitise you, and then you can’t actually perform when you do actually get the real deal..!!
IMO, better to get some mint gum to freshen your breath, find a lass and have her masturbate you off too much..!! Much better experience… lol
Darn, just I just write all that crud..!! erm … ducks.!!
It's real...but its just joke gum...http://www.mojolondon.co.uk/fun/gum/handz_off_gum.htm