Ants in garden.

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When out pottering about in our garden today, we noticed a few ants kicking about on our slabs. On further inspection (lifting 3/4slabs) they are everywhere! These slabs run across the front of our house. There were channels under the slabs and i kid you not MILLIONS of ants running about after i lifted the slabs. :o

Tried powder from BnQ and 5/6 kettles of boiling water, but they just came back after a few hours.

Any industrial stuff i can buy that will do the job once and for good?

Thanks :p
 
Lay down a trap of food then once they are all out foraging draw a circle round them all in chalk, they'll eventually start or get eaten by predators.
 
Come to Florida you ant lovers. You'll soon change your mind about having the little nippers in your back yard!

Kill 'em, kill 'em all ...................................
 
Capture one ant, put a minaturised Jeff Goldblum inside with a laptop and a computer virsus. The dummy ant will then go back to the mother ant, or "queen" and then he will upload it and speed out of their in his remote controlled dummy ant.

Course, the only problem here is that you'll have to house Jeff Goldblum afterwards, which many would argue is more trouble than some TINY insects OUTSIDE your house. :D
 
Apparently there are Pandas outside of my house! Well somewhere, maybe a few miles away in a zoo or something, anyway that's beside the point. Tomorrow I'm going to track down these so called pandas and kill them all, before they get any funny ideas about coming into my house.

Grrr.

Suggestions on how to kill Pandas please.
 
Ok, I'm sorry for my previous glib comment, I think we should make serious suggestions from now on.

Nuke them from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.
 
Issue them all with Ant ASBO's,
problem is that only moves the ants from under his paving slab to another paving slab outside of town, if some unsuspecting person lifted that paving slab they might also be shocked and horrified at finding ants underneath it. What if a child found the ants? Why won't anyone think of the children!?
 
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