Ants!

Slinky1989 · 1 Apr 2009 at 03:03

TTIUWP!

Just plug something in and turn it on. Once the juice is flowing THEN they'll fry.

Welshy · 1 Apr 2009 at 03:04

Vegetarian said:
Just going to try that one out now - I will report back in a few mins to tell you if it works....

We will eagerly await your return, and hope you don't get a nasty shock...

Westie · 1 Apr 2009 at 03:05

HAHA FAF

FrostedNipple · 1 Apr 2009 at 03:42

"slinky" said:
TTIUWP!

Just plug something in and turn it on. Once the juice is flowing THEN they'll fry.

why do you not know how electricity works?

Tefal · 1 Apr 2009 at 04:41

Vegetarian said:
one has just crawled up my nose

surround your self with a ring of ant poison powder.

Then sit there as bait

Cybermyk · 1 Apr 2009 at 04:51

They don't like chalk so if you draw a line they shouldn't cross it. Apparently they hate onion too and avoid it. Vinegar sends them packing also.

Tefal · 1 Apr 2009 at 04:52

Cybermyk said:
They don't like chalk so if you draw a line they shouldn't cross it. Apparently they hate onion too and avoid it. Vinegar sends them packing too.

poison attracts them then they get covered and take it back to the nest to kill more.

mass genocide > displacement.

Fido McNasty · 1 Apr 2009 at 05:24

Kill the queens.

Solari · 1 Apr 2009 at 09:10

I say take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

*groan*

Mat · 1 Apr 2009 at 09:12

Thanks ants... thants.

Thants for the info!!!!!

tomoW1 · 1 Apr 2009 at 09:25

Solari said:
I say take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

*groan*

Damn you beat me to it!

But yes it is indeeed the only way to be sure!

eggyoke · 1 Apr 2009 at 09:27

Theres only one possibility of succes in this situation...

INFILTRATION!

Steal an egg and train the infant in the martial arts. Upon its 3rd day, supply the ant-assin with a poisoned knife and then, release him into the plug.

KrooKedUK · 1 Apr 2009 at 09:29

Kill them with fire?

Mat · 1 Apr 2009 at 09:30

He has a fire breathing penis?!

misterPK · 1 Apr 2009 at 10:00

Set up a network of turrets around the socket and between the ant's target. Use a variety of types of turret to improve your chances, then upgrade them to cope with the greater numbers and superior hit points the ants will have as time passes. Eventually the queen will emerge, defeat her and your problems will be over.

PK!

The Dread Pirate · 1 Apr 2009 at 10:18

Mat said:
Thanks ants... thants.

Thants for the info!!!!!

Damnit beaten!

Thanks Mat
ThaMat

PESolution · 1 Apr 2009 at 10:21

make sure the socket it switched on, take a fork, or even better kebab scewer, and aggressivly "thrust" into the socket. The ants will die... n/b it may also have an adverse affect on your well-being.

The Dread Pirate · 1 Apr 2009 at 10:22

PESolution said:
n/b it may also have an adverse affect on your well-being.

and his hair!

nex20 · 1 Apr 2009 at 10:37

Kill the queens.

Cant you only have one?

The Dread Pirate · 1 Apr 2009 at 10:39

nex20 said:
Cant you only have one?

per nest however he could have multiple nests I've got about 12 in the garden all of which have been thoroughly poisoned then Boiled