Soldato
I've been in a couple of films. Does that count?
Oh, and I'm Jesus.
He is my hero. I would do naughty things to that man if I could.
Chuck Norris here.
I'm Wesley Snipes
Did you know Chuck can reprogram cyber bears to eat themselves with just his angry gaze?
How does he fare against Bear Cavalry?
At a guess his sheer awesomeness would cause their guns to jam at which point bears would refuse to charge and run away .