Soldato
- Joined
- 4 Mar 2006
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I've been in a couple of films. Does that count? 

Oh, and I'm Jesus.
He is my hero. I would do naughty things to that man if I could.
Chuck Norris here.
Did you know Chuck can reprogram cyber bears to eat themselves with just his angry gaze?
How does he fare against Bear Cavalry?
At a guess his sheer awesomeness would cause their guns to jam at which point bears would refuse to charge and run away.