Anyone else home alone on a saturday in front of the computer getting slowly drunk?

iCraig · 20 May 2006 at 23:40

Yeah I'm alone, all alone. Like a lone wolf. A wolf.

All alone.

Alone.

Just me, alone.

Alone.

What's a wolf got to do to get a hug around here for crying out loud!

Nix · 20 May 2006 at 23:42

iCraig said:
What's a wolf got to do to get a hug around here for crying out loud!

I'm not being a homogay in this thread too.

afraser2k · 20 May 2006 at 23:43

Richdog said:
Girlfriend is in London, friends are away, all that's left is this forum, 2x 1L bottles of San Miguel, and a bottle of wine.

I think in T-minus 60 minutes I will be officially peed aas a fart. Anyone else reached this sad state?

No offence to people who do this on a regular basis.

I'm getting quickly drunk, so I'm not quite as sad tonight?

Pretty much standard Saturday though, being skint sucks.

ballistic · 20 May 2006 at 23:43

I'm alone, just watched pr0n, proper bo i tell thee.

Dreadi · 20 May 2006 at 23:45

Richdog said:
Is that Craig David language for "beer"?

strongBOw fool

iCraig · 20 May 2006 at 23:46

Nix said:
I'm not being a homogay in this thread too.

You're like homo gay in every thread anyway so what's it matter?

/runs /hides /watches

Nix · 20 May 2006 at 23:47

Dreadi said:
strongBOw fool

I work at the student union doing barwork. Someone came up and asked "Can I have a pint of bo' please?"

I was just like "Eh? Fo' Sho'"

"Strongbow..."

:rolleyes:

Why can't people just call it Strongbow? It's one extra syllable!

Richdog · 20 May 2006 at 23:48

Brum Man said:
Lol, always the way to make yourself feel better, blame the girlfrirend. You are of course correct though, since when were women allowed out on their own?

I have no idea at what point in our relationship I allowed this to happen, it's quite a blur. I'm considering kneecapping/cippling her so we can always spend the night together. However, i'm not quite sure of the legal implications.

afraser2k said:
I'm getting quickly drunk, so I'm not quite as sad tonight?

Pretty much standard Saturday though, being skint sucks.

Ahh i'm so skint I make a skaghead look flush. Seem to run out of my wage about halfway through the month. Damn fashion and pointless nights out at the local pub.

ballistic said:
I'm alone, just watched pr0n, proper bo i tell thee.

Indeed, that's all I have at the moment. Ahh thank God for XNXX.

Nix said:
I work at the student union doing barwork. Someone came up and asked "Can I have a pint of bo' please?"

I was just like "Eh? Fo' Sho'"

"Strongbow..."

Why can't people just call it Strongbow? It's one extra syllable!

Proper lol.

Dreadi said:
strongBOw fool

Oh.

ballistic · 20 May 2006 at 23:49

Nix said:
I'm not being a homogay in this thread too.

reflex · 20 May 2006 at 23:53

HOMORLY?

Brum Man · 20 May 2006 at 23:57

Richdog said:
I have no idea at what point in our relationship I allowed this to happen, it's quite a blur. I'm considering kneecapping/cippling her so we can always spend the night together. However, i'm not quite sure of the legal implications.

I think it's only fair before she starts going out and embarrasing you by doing something stupid and getting a job and "supporting" herself or something like that. That will just make you lose all self respect.

That is currently where I am in my life, my girlfriend finished work and got a grad job which now means that she lives about an hour away from me, meaning I have to cook and do my own washing up. It's soul destroying.

It is also the reason I am like you and am sitting in front of the computer on my own wondering what has happened to make my life go so wrong.

Nip it in the bud while you can.

DannyDan · 20 May 2006 at 23:59

reflex said:
HOMORLY?

GYARLY

iCraig · 21 May 2006 at 00:00

DannyDan said:
GYARLY

NO GAI!

Richdog · 21 May 2006 at 00:00

Brum Man said:
I think it's only fair before she starts going out and embarrasing you by doing something stupid and getting a job and "supporting" herself or something like that. That will just make you lose all self respect.

That is currently where I am in my life, my girlfriend finished work and got a grad job which now means that she lives about an hour away from me, meaning I have to cook and do my own washing up. It's soul destroying.

It is also the reason I am like you and am sitting in front of the computer on my own wondering what has happened to make my life go so wrong.

Nip it in the bud while you can.

Mate if you ever need a manly, unsympathetic shoulder than i'm here. Personally I think you should ruin her career prospects as soon as possible, causing minor brain damage may help, or going to where she lives and bullying her friends may work.

I feel for you.

Dreadi · 21 May 2006 at 00:01

Nix said:
I work at the student union doing barwork. Someone came up and asked "Can I have a pint of bo' please?"

I was just like "Eh? Fo' Sho'"

"Strongbow..."

Why can't people just call it Strongbow? It's one extra syllable!

because it sounds better when you ask for a 'bo(w) and black'

6thElement · 21 May 2006 at 00:01

Nope because it's still early and I aim to go out later and find some entertainment \o/

Richdog · 21 May 2006 at 00:03

6thElement said:
Nope because it's still early and I aim to go out later and find some entertainment \o/

Still early? It's 12:00am man, where are you going at this time? Most clubs stop entrance after now...

Brum Man · 21 May 2006 at 00:04

Richdog said:
Still early? It's 12:00am man, where are you going at this time? Most clubs stop entrance after now...

I've heard this is about the time when the 'women of the night' start to come out......

6thElement · 21 May 2006 at 00:06

I don't live in the UK

Even when I did, a normal Saturday night I wouldn't go out at least 11pm.

Richdog · 21 May 2006 at 00:06

Brum Man said:
I've heard this is about the time when the 'women of the night' start to come out......

*sigh* if I was rich I would have two particularly nice women of the night in my room partaking of a cup of green tea(bagging)...