Anyone had the snip?

AcidHell2 said:
that's not how contraceptive percentages work.
It's per year not per shag, so 1 in 20 years to 1 in 100 years. But yes it causes lots of problems for many women, which means they can't use them.
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I was told different but I'll defer to your knowledge :-)
 
amigafan2003 said:
You can't have a vasectomy on the NHS if your:-

1: In a childless marriage.
2: Single.
3: Under 25 and you have one or two children.

Varies slightly depending on your location (some NHS trusts don't do vasectomies at all) but that's the gist of it.
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Understand the last two, but the first one seems a bit odd.. Plenty of couples I know don't want kids...
 
Baz said:
Understand the last two, but the first one seems a bit odd.. Plenty of couples I know don't want kids...
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There are other ways to prevent having children with a high probability but the chances of reversing vasectomy are very slim.

You can't really know if you want to have children unless you actually have them.
 
I've had it done.A promised short operation turned into 1.5 hours of someone rooting around in my,as he put it, 'Uncooperative scrotum' with a pretty nurse on the end of my gentleman sausage moving it left or right as instructed.

Painful? Not really.
Embarrassing? [Churchill] OOoohhhhh Yes![/Churchill]
 
There really is nothing to it. Apart from the mildly uncomfortable 20 mins with a hot nurse and stuffy elderly doctor rummaging about in your junk, that is.

I had mine done, then drove to Asda and did the weekly shop. All this about sore balls for a fortnight is, to coin a phrase, absolute ********.

Only problem was actually getting the damned results back from the viability deposit, which took the hospital over three months to sort out.
 
Morgoth said:
Did everyone get their's done on the NHS? I'm interested in one but assume it would have to get done privately, wondering what the best approach would be there.
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I had mine done on the NHS but they sent me to a private clinic, said i'd never been in hospital and was worried about going in one .. I was in and out in about an hour all told. no cuts just lasars worst part was it was two blonde women my age one to talk to me "distraction technique", other easter europen doctor to do the dirty work.. very surreal sitting in like a dentist chair with my top on, socks on and the fella hanging out and being burnt open then the tubes pulled through and burnt closed I could feel her pulling :) and even said to them "is that my flesh i can smell burning :)

Funny thing was while i was getting undressed i was warming him up a little to give a good impression and what a waste of time, straight away she washed him down with a cold cloth and he went all maggot on me I was ****ing myself laughing...not literaly thank god ;)

I made the mistake of driving myself home afterwards took longer than i thought and the painkillers wore off, I nearly passed out sat in the car in traffic :(

Apart from that all been fine, just a bit of jam and "fear" in the rice pudding when you shoot your first few loads :eek:

Go get it done if you feel you need it, all mental rather than too much physical realy.. unless you get an infection of course :(
 
Had mine done about 10 years ago on the NHS. Just a small small cut in my sack under a local, followed by the doctor pulling the tubes through the hole with something like a crochet hook (and an instant sick feeling). Cut and tied and a few stitches and all done in about 45 mins.

Possibly the best thing I've done.
 
Ended up in here by mistake :eek:

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Cheers all :) talked it over with Mrs Smith last night, she's flattered that I'd get it done. Think I might book myself in to get the process started.

Hope I don't turn out to have an unco-operative scrotum, mind.
 
MrChops said:
Had mine done about 10 years ago on the NHS. Just a small small cut in my sack under a local, followed by the doctor pulling the tubes through the hole with something like a crochet hook (and an instant sick feeling).
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Lol gross.

Was there a moment guys that have had it done, when a tiny part of you thought 'what if I meet someone else and want kids with her'?
 
Robbie G said:
Lol gross.

Was there a moment guys that have had it done, when a tiny part of you thought 'what if I meet someone else and want kids with her'?
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Nope.

1: 'til death do us part.
and
2: Three kids is more than enough!
 
i was 39 when my girl suddenly popped in to this world and already having a 23 year old it was time to get the piggy bank out for the snip.

best £150 i spent (the look on the receptionist face when i handed her £150 in change lol)
 
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