Anyone here live with Pan padders

[DXP55]

Mate rang and asked if I had a plunger.
He has three women in his house and they pad the pan to stop the splash and plop sounds and one put too much in and blocked the pan solid.
He had to go out and buy a plunger.

Mine used to do it but doesn't care now after 45 yrs of putting up with me.

 

[Haze]

Pad it? You mean throw a few sheets of toilet paper in the loo?

 

[Kelt]

Is this a joke?

If so I'm not seeing it.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Love a poo hammock at work

 

[Megahurtz400]

Crash mats are essential in some scenarios, especially in an unfamiliar environment.

 

[vanpeebles]

Crash mats are essential in some scenarios, especially in an unfamiliar environment.

aka a fireman's blanket.

 

[mccarf]

Bloody boomers having noiseless poos. Oh how the other half live.

 

[bainbridge]

aka a fireman's blanket.

Lol that's the name for it that I'm adopting

 

[Deleted member 77746]

mate that's disgusting. I suggest you go around there without a plunger and use your hands.

 

[enkoda]

We have a phantom logger at work - some his deposits sit there refusing to flush for so long they've gained employee rights.

 

[ttaskmaster]

Just turn the radio on, to hide the sounds...

 

[SonicSW20]

Ensure that your positioning on the seat allows for direct impact to the water, to obtain the loudest splash possible. Dominate the other occupants of the building physically and psychologically.

 

[Raikiri]

He should buy them each a copy of this: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Everyone-Poops-T-Gomi/dp/0613685725

 

[Lopéz]

Buy an Austrian/German toilet. They are designed like this.

https://tinasrabbithole.wordpress.com/2013/02/02/austrian-toilets/

 

[builder22]

Never heard of her

 

[Street]

Buy an Austrian/German toilet. They are designed like this.

https://tinasrabbithole.wordpress.com/2013/02/02/austrian-toilets/

Doesn't it then just slide slowly down into the water leaving a massive trail of destruction behind it?

Surely trying to make the loudest splosh is the best part about having a poo?

 

[Lopéz]

Doesn't it then just slide slowly down into the water leaving a massive trail of destruction behind it?

Surely trying to make the loudest splosh is the best part about having a poo?

No, the small water outlet from the cistern means that it gets evacuated at some velocity. Admittedly you may experience a trail of destruction if it's not..... normal pooing you're doing, Mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diVkxfs1hnE

 

[vanpeebles]

Is it my understanding that the main use of the blanket is to prevent splashback, rather than act as a hitman's silencer.

 

[Hagar]

If you achieve a large enough splash you wash your bum at the same time. Sorted.

 

[Dis86]

Is it my understanding that the main use of the blanket is to prevent splashback, rather than act as a hitman's silencer.

Aim for the bowl!