Anyone here live with Pan padders

you dont need a plunger to unblock a toilet you can do the same thing with a bing bag its just harder to get a seal

When you drop one and the splash hits your hole I thought it was a bonus? after all the water is cleaner than what comes out
 
The Japanese have toilets, that neatly wash your rectum,
In the UK we use splashback, though some pad to protect 'em,
The fireman's blanket saves you, from a chilly aftershock,
And who wants filthy effluent, showering your clock?*
Ok, it saves some wiping, and wet wipes if you're posh,
But a cold rinse downstairs,
By waste from derrieres,
Ain't so welcome when you splosh!
So sacrificial loo roll, laid carefully in the pan,
Can lessen aural impact, and faecal splashback, ban,
It's really rather civilised, except when shops run out completely,
So when needs must,
You'll have to trust,
Your poo's dive lands quite neatly.


*Silly place to put a clock if you ask me
 
Ahhh - the German toilet - It's ok unless you get a walnut whip curl up and block anymore movement.:eek: I didn't like those German toilets. This was in about 1958 but the French ones were just a hole in the slabs - mess's your shoes up.

I have had so many years of practice I could win the drop dive - mine never ripple the water.
 
SonicSW20 said:
Ensure that your positioning on the seat allows for direct impact to the water, to obtain the loudest splash possible. Dominate the other occupants of the building physically and psychologically.
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This. Let everyone know who the alpha is.
 
US bogs are the worst I've ever used. No need to pad when the water is up to your ring and your ******* is getting washed in your pish
 
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