Anyone here MACHOsexual?

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Machosexual: A man who eschews modern trendy aesthetics in favor of more traditional 'manly' pursuits. The antithesis of metrosexual. As first definied by the prototype machosexual, Robert Young Pelton, "A machosexual is the polar opposite of a metrosexual. Machosexuals are resistant to fashion and harken to the call of adventure with the same passion that metrosexuals adore grooming products."
 
What do you reckon Darren, do I qualify? I certainly got the fashion bit covered...
 
afraser2k said:
So machosexual = real men? ;)

Real men:

- Crap diamonds
- Are able to scale mountains by jumping
- Enjoy pain
- Drink lava
- Can fly
- Actually do none of the above, they are so hard they strangle themselves with the umbilical cord in the womb
 
I care not for fashion, but I do spend time faffing around with me hair. If I don't do anything with it or just get a two-all-over I look like a complete gonk. So I try to at least make an effort.

Clothes wise, as long as its comfortable I'll wear it.

Probably still don't really qualify as a machosexual though. I'm more of a mix of all of them lol.
 
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