Anyone in Leeds able to collect and item and send it on?

pyropetepete · 29 Jul 2013 at 21:48

Anyone in Leeds, Hull or East Killbride able to collect and item and send it on please?

Collection would be Toys R Us

I'd cover costs and beer??

Ahleckz · 29 Jul 2013 at 22:37

I'm near East Kilbride, how much beer are we talking?

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2013 at 22:54

Don't Toys R Us deliver? :confused:

Zefan · 29 Jul 2013 at 22:56

[FnG]magnolia;24686427 said:
Don't Toys R Us deliver?

Not to the OP. Not after the incident.

pyropetepete · 30 Jul 2013 at 06:03

It's no longer an item they stock in the main site for delivery.

Name you price

!bluetonic! · 30 Jul 2013 at 10:02

This is an elaborate practical joke.

The 'item' is going to be a something like a motorised Barbie car. The OP will then ask for the sender to drive in the Barbie car to said destination, as they 'don't trust the post'.

On arrival, the OP will be hiding in an open field in a hot air balloon basket. The sender will go up to the inflated balloon, look in the basket and get a custard pie in their face. The balloon will then take off.

Oldest trick in the book.

Hyburnate · 30 Jul 2013 at 10:05

!bluetonic! said:
This is an elaborate practical joke.

The 'item' is going to be a something like a motorised Barbie car. The OP will then ask for the sender to drive in the Barbie car to said destination, as they 'don't trust the post'.

On arrival, the OP will be hiding in an open field in a hot air balloon basket. The sender will go up to the inflated balloon, look in the basket and get a custard pie in their face. The balloon will then take off.

Oldest trick in the book.

The amount of thought put it on to this post is outstanding.

Soupy · 30 Jul 2013 at 10:12

Hyburnate said:
The amount of thought put it on to this post is outstanding.

indeed there was and I for one enjoyed the small comic mental journey it took me on ... moar pleaaaase

ince · 30 Jul 2013 at 10:37

one billion pounds

arknor · 30 Jul 2013 at 11:16

Zefan said:
Not to the OP. Not after the incident.

and I thought "the mist" was scary.
I hope I never see the video recording of what happened to the op in "toys r us" ever again and there is no way you would get me going to collect his order!

Energizer Bunny · 30 Jul 2013 at 11:23

Zefan and Bluetonic are winning this one so far.

[FnG]magnolia · 30 Jul 2013 at 11:26

!bluetonic! said:
This is an elaborate practical joke.

The 'item' is going to be a something like a motorised Barbie car. The OP will then ask for the sender to drive in the Barbie car to said destination, as they 'don't trust the post'.

On arrival, the OP will be hiding in an open field in a hot air balloon basket. The sender will go up to the inflated balloon, look in the basket and get a custard pie in their face. The balloon will then take off.

Oldest trick in the book.

I would watch a series of still images which, when shown on a screen, create the illusion of moving images regarding the above description.

On Holiday · 30 Jul 2013 at 11:32

[FnG]magnolia;24687865 said:
I would watch a series of still images which, when shown on a screen, create the illusion of moving images regarding the above description.

I think I'd imdb it 10/10

pyropetepete · 30 Jul 2013 at 13:18

Some people have far too much time on there hands

dirtychinchilla · 30 Jul 2013 at 13:54

pyropetepete said:
Some people have far too much time on there hands

That's good considering you're asking for their time.

Atlas23 · 30 Jul 2013 at 14:17

dirtychinchilla said:
That's good considering you're asking for their time.

I lolled

Trusty · 30 Jul 2013 at 14:17

!bluetonic! said:
This is an elaborate practical joke.

The 'item' is going to be a something like a motorised Barbie car. The OP will then ask for the sender to drive in the Barbie car to said destination, as they 'don't trust the post'.

On arrival, the OP will be hiding in an open field in a hot air balloon basket. The sender will go up to the inflated balloon, look in the basket and get a custard pie in their face. The balloon will then take off.

Oldest trick in the book.

i liked that joke

Atlas23 · 30 Jul 2013 at 14:21

!bluetonic! said:
This is an elaborate practical joke.

The 'item' is going to be a something like a motorised Barbie car. The OP will then ask for the sender to drive in the Barbie car to said destination, as they 'don't trust the post'.

On arrival, the OP will be hiding in an open field in a hot air balloon basket. The sender will go up to the inflated balloon, look in the basket and get a custard pie in their face. The balloon will then take off.

Oldest trick in the book.

Sounds like the kind of 'joke' Dwight Schrute would pull

pyropetepete · 30 Jul 2013 at 19:16

dirtychinchilla said:
That's good considering you're asking for their time.

In favour for beer and the cost involved

R-evans · 30 Jul 2013 at 19:20

pyropetepete said:
Anyone in Leeds, Hull or East Killbride able to collect and item and send it on please?

Collection would be Toys R Us

I'd cover costs and beer??

I'll do it for you mate, going to Ikea (next to Toys R Us) in Leeds tomorrow.

Trust me details.