Anyone know any good binary jokes?

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1 and 1 form a non binary relationship becoming 2

Sorry Hades did not see your post first. :p
 
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Boo, leaning toward the cringe side there a little I feel, maybe try and frame it a little differently. Interesting you'd choose this forum to post this on, what did you base that decision on? Maybe you should check some other places, heck,some would welcome such a post. Then again seeing as it's a computer forum you'll probably get a couple of bites, but from the above post you'll eventually just get in to a debate about gender I think, unless you and think you and Hades can hash it out?
 
Some people here like a master debate don't you know???

Hades said:
I'm sorry but you have to include non binary jokes now.
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Ah man really? Those guys I mean people can bite my nuts!
 
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There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.

Oh, you said GOOD binary jokes. No, then :p
 
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I don't have a binary joke, but I have a good TCP joke:

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
 
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Rilot said:
I don't have a binary joke, but I have a good TCP joke:

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
 
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