Anyone want to join me in a game of 'text roulette'?

[fail at the internets]

Why does everyone keep the numbers of their exes?

Still friends with them prehaps?

 

[Nitefly]

This thread is like chopping off the end of your penis to see what the insides look like.

Only not at all, and mildly amusing.

 

[Tefal]

Why does everyone keep the numbers of their exes?

So you know not to answer the phone

 

[Lysander]

So you know not to answer the phone

Exactly. I still have all my exs' numbers for this reason.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Lol oh god this is hilarious! 5*****

 

[Ace Modder]

Why does everyone keep the numbers of their exes?

so you know not to answer the phone

 

[Swordfish]

My 13 year old niece . I'm in trouble.

Now I'm gonna have to explain to my brother why I sent her that text and what dogging is.

Stop it, it hurts, my sides are caving in.

Best laugh in ages.

 

[Wiggins]

I pop out for some Wine for the missus and I (got some creeping to do now) and walk back in to a voice mail on the landline.

Its the wife's MD. We are pretty good pals. He puts business my way and vice versa.

Anyway, I call him back and he asks what was going on so I tell him about this thread. He is a bit of lad so asks what the options were and said that he was going to do it for laugh on his business mobile.

Awaiting phone call back.

He calls back.

He sent:

I want your babies

Reply from Female Corporate Account Manager of Lexus UK:

Shall we conceive it in the back of the new IS 250

lmao

Thread deserves 5*

 

[MagicUK]

i have no guts to do this lol

 

[Hxc]

Fantastic, fantastic thread.

 

[PinkFloyd]

Class Stuff. Had me laughing my head off.
Haven't got the guts too do it though. Too many people in my phonebook that might not see the funny side.

 

[Nix]

Sheer gold

If only I had credit...

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

No way I'm doing this unless I delete Bubba McRapey from my phonebook.

 

[-westy-]

'Want to come dogging?' - sent to an old school friend's mum...

 

[Greenlizard0]

Sheer gold

If only I had balls...

Fixed.

 

[uv]

have 5*

funniest thread in yonks

I haven't the balls tho..

 

[Fraggr]

"Want to come dogging?"

"I don't mind xxx"

Some random girl from Truck (festival).

5*

 

[RandomTom]

"Want to come dogging?"

"I don't mind xxx"

Some random girl from Truck (festival).

Get in there!

 

[stude1983]

sent

**** you

reply

later honey

 

[Fraggr]

Get in there!

Might do next time I'm in Didcot.

If I get laid cause of this, I'll give her one from all of the people in this thread.