Anyone who posts here will get themselves £500 if I win the jackpot on the euromillions tonight.
You smell and I hate you!
This post counts, right? There's no rules?

You might get £500 in £5 notes that he's used to wipe up various bodily fluids![]()



I won't say no, heh should have done Darren Brown's trick and been guaranteed to win![]()