Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? (A religious OMG WTF Nutcase thread)

Its funny that within the thread there are a dozen or so posters who don't know its a parody site and subsequently get banned.
 
This reminds of some horrible rumors I heard about during my missionary days about sinners duct taping hamsters so they wouldn't explode when you debauched yourself on them. People who spread these rumors are terrible and cruel folks out to trick the unwary into embarrassing a illegal acts. Jesus will make those rumor spreaders pay for their lies.

:)
 
a lot of girls do that in the shower. They are usually slightly shocked that you know such a thing exists.
 
Lol, brilliant forum. I didn't realise it was a joke/parody until someone pointed it out, seemed really convincing.

Some great threads if you search around: Runescape - WITCHCRAFT simulator - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21777 :D

"Playing RuneScape is just inviting demons into your home and into your colon!"

I'm in stiches right now!

Should probably point out that I'm both a Christian and work for Jagex, the developers of RuneScape :)
Shall be passing the link to this around when I get into work tomorrow.
 
lol yeah very funny site and didnt realise it was meant to be funny at first. My fav is
Pastor Ezekiel
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
makes me lol everytime shame now i know its not real :(
 
Thanks to the OP, that forum is awesome :p

"Tags
discipline, i wanna smack my ***** up"
 
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Thank the gods.. I came away thinking that it must be a joke.. in that sickening sense where you know it's not.

Thank god it's not.
 
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