'These days'. Yes, well, I've clearly become the kind of person who uses that term. I just called up Orange to pay my phone bill through the automated assistant [who has changed to a younger, funkier woman rather than the straight-laced one they had every since I joined in 1999] and tried to pay. No such luck. I was asked
- for the 16 digit card number [perfectly normal]
- expiry date [also normal]
- name on card [ok, fine]
- security code [hmm ok.. this is becoming more common]
- my house number [erm....]
- the numbers in my postcode [!!!]
- if my name matched the card name [yawn]
And then it said I hadn't provided enough information and put me through to the assistant in India.
I remember I called up Egg once [horrible, horrible people who I'm well rid of]. I'll never forget this conversation, it went something like this. All I was doing was ringing to check my balance.
"Good morning, Egg, how can I help?"
"Hi, I'm just called to check what my balance is."
"No problem, sir. Do you mind if I call you sir?"
"Well, no."
"OK sir, I'll just run through security. What's your card number, the long one?"
"It's **** **** **** ****"
"And the expiry date?"
"**/**"
"I also need to know if you've made any recent payments or had any money going in recently"
"OK I had um... [said something along the lines they wanted]"
"Do you normally call from a landline or mobile?"
"I'm sorry??!"
"Do you normally call from a landline or a mobile?"
"Um I don't know, a mobile I suppose..."
"And do you prefer to be referred to as Sam or Mr Grant?"
"Is this still security?"
"Yes, do you prefer to be referred to as Sam or Mr Grant?"
"Ahhhhh Mr Grant??!"
"And what's the balance on your account?"
"I don't know!"
"I'm sorry?"
"I don't know, I only called to find out what my balance was?"
"Oh, you've failed the security test, I'm sorry sir"
"What?!!"
"Sorry sir, but these are only answers the account holder would know"
"But I am the account holder!!!"
"Sorry, your account has been suspended"
"!!!!!!!!"
Surely there are only so many security checks that are reasonable. Does anyone else feel the whole 'security' thing has gone way overboard. I can understand two or three checks but sometimes it's ridiculous.
- for the 16 digit card number [perfectly normal]
- expiry date [also normal]
- name on card [ok, fine]
- security code [hmm ok.. this is becoming more common]
- my house number [erm....]
- the numbers in my postcode [!!!]
- if my name matched the card name [yawn]
And then it said I hadn't provided enough information and put me through to the assistant in India.
I remember I called up Egg once [horrible, horrible people who I'm well rid of]. I'll never forget this conversation, it went something like this. All I was doing was ringing to check my balance.
"Good morning, Egg, how can I help?"
"Hi, I'm just called to check what my balance is."
"No problem, sir. Do you mind if I call you sir?"
"Well, no."
"OK sir, I'll just run through security. What's your card number, the long one?"
"It's **** **** **** ****"
"And the expiry date?"
"**/**"
"I also need to know if you've made any recent payments or had any money going in recently"
"OK I had um... [said something along the lines they wanted]"
"Do you normally call from a landline or mobile?"
"I'm sorry??!"
"Do you normally call from a landline or a mobile?"
"Um I don't know, a mobile I suppose..."
"And do you prefer to be referred to as Sam or Mr Grant?"
"Is this still security?"
"Yes, do you prefer to be referred to as Sam or Mr Grant?"
"Ahhhhh Mr Grant??!"
"And what's the balance on your account?"
"I don't know!"
"I'm sorry?"
"I don't know, I only called to find out what my balance was?"
"Oh, you've failed the security test, I'm sorry sir"
"What?!!"
"Sorry sir, but these are only answers the account holder would know"
"But I am the account holder!!!"
"Sorry, your account has been suspended"
"!!!!!!!!"
Surely there are only so many security checks that are reasonable. Does anyone else feel the whole 'security' thing has gone way overboard. I can understand two or three checks but sometimes it's ridiculous.