Are white linen trousers gay??

[Chris01]

Hey all,

just been having a mini-argument with some 1 bout these trousers. I recently bought a pair that i will use in the summer.
She says there 100% gay, but i said id only wear them on hot days with sandles, not cold non-hot days because that would be gay.
anyway, opinions please?

Chris

 

[Visage]

Your white linen trousers gay?

What does that mean?

 

[L0rdMike]

Are?

 

[ballistic]

white jeans are gay

 

[Chris01]

sorry, i meant do thay make you look gay lol.

 

[Rich_L]

Not if worn on a scorching hot day while supping on a cold beer at an outdoor bar while enjoying the sights of bikini-clad ladies bouncing by.

 

[SideWinder]

Bah Chris are you getting that paranoid?

Basically in my eyes, as you rightly know as i was there when you got them..they are not tight, they aren't pure white but instead linen, the type of light material that is suitable for hot climates and worn around the beach with sandals.

= Cool.

white jeans are gay

Correct. The jeans are.

 

[Raumarik]

Why not complete the outfit with a sailor hat and stripey jumper?

 

[nin9abadga]

/agree - linen trousers (the kind of natural stoney/browney kind of colour) = cool

nin9a

 

[dymetrie]

Chow Yun Fat wears them in Hard Boiled, not only does he look cool but he beats the smeg out of lots of people in a superheroesque kind of way

 

[squiffy]

Hey all,

just been having a mini-argument with some 1 bout these trousers. I recently bought a pair that i will use in the summer.
She says there 100% gay, but i said id only wear them on hot days with sandles, not cold non-hot days because that would be gay.
anyway, opinions please?

Chris

Insult her back by saying "Yes they are. I've turned gay because all the women I know are butt ugly". boo-yah!

 

[VeNT]

only on men

 

[Tommy B]

In my experience men who wear white jeans are gay.

 

[Mellownatts]

I'd say there out of fashion now in some peoples terms that classed as "Gay".

 

[Visage]

Not if worn on a scorching hot day while supping on a cold beer at an outdoor bar while enjoying the sights of bikini-clad ladies bouncing by.

Be VERY wary of linens inability to hide wood though.....

 

[benjo plz.]

In my experience men who wear white jeans are gay.

You seem to have learnt well from your mistakes .

 

[Rich_L]

Be VERY wary of linens inability to hide wood though.....

Haha why hide it?! It's like saying 'you're fit' without having to say anything

just been having a mini-argument with some 1 bout these trousers. I recently bought a pair that i will use in the summer.
She says there 100% gay, but i said id only wear them on hot days with sandles, not cold non-hot days because that would be gay.
anyway, opinions please?

Having reviewed the OP I'd say don said trousers, and nail said female friend. That should put the answer beyond doubt.

 

[Freefaller]

Nah they're not gay in the right circumstances

They look better on women though as they are usually slightly see through - a nice girl with a pert ass looks great in them

 

[Noxis]

Chow Yun Fat wears them in Hard Boiled, not only does he look cool but he beats the smeg out of lots of people in a superheroesque kind of way

Not sure you are helping his arguement here as a man "beating the smeg" out of another man is not very hetero.

 

[brocksta]

Be VERY wary of linens inability to hide wood though.....

hahaha great comment!!

id say they are ok when its very hot, othertimes it does look a bit batty. You have to be careful they are not seethrough, though this is always good when a fit lass is wearing them