Heh. I can't help thinking tesco got 'baby's' wrong. Wouldn't that make it 'my baby is cotton wool balls', lol
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Heh. I can't help thinking tesco got 'baby's' wrong. Wouldn't that make it 'my baby is cotton wool balls', lol
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Oh dear hope you are well soon. It sounds like gastroenteritis, which will generally get better on its own (1-6days i think). Main thing is to make sure you dont dehydrate. If your struggling to keep water down, take 1 small sip every 10-15mins, until you reach a point where you dont turn into something from the exorcist. You can also use flat coke (it has to be completely flat), there is something in coke that can help to settle an iffy tummy, but water is always the safest bet.
It may also be worth asking a local pharmacy or the nhs direct if you should take Dioralyte. Dioralyte will help keep you hydrated & replace any missing salts.
It may also be worth asking a local pharmacy or the nhs direct if you should take Dioralyte. Dioralyte will help keep you hydrated & replace any missing salts.
He has contracted "Tesco has" to "Tesco's". The rest is just bad grammar.
Oh right, well every day is a schoolday. I thought apostrophe before s would mean 'is' and that any other meaning would be apostrophe after the s or no apostrophe at all.
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Seriously?! That's 101 grammar, you don't get much simpler than that.
Sorry, but that has shocked me.
I don't even know what he's saying!
Seriously?! That's 101 grammar, you don't get much simpler than that.
Sorry, but that has shocked me.
Calm down dear.
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Supermarkets = fail. The foods crap and overpriced anyway, plus they make it much more difficult for folks like myself to get quality food, driving all the local suppliers out of business, grr...
And yeah, food poisoning sucks, seriously, put some bog roll in the fridge and get some cream for the hemroids that are coming, because it's coming. And it's so freakishly painful having stinking bleeding sore rectum.
And yeah, food poisoning sucks, seriously, put some bog roll in the fridge and get some cream for the hemroids that are coming, because it's coming. And it's so freakishly painful having stinking bleeding sore rectum.
.There is plenty of fine food at supermarkets and the prices are generally very good.
EDIT: And a few days crapping through the eye of a needle does not cause hemorrhoids. They're usually caused by over-exherting yourself when you take a dump... not a problem diarrhea sufferers have.
This thread is disgusting and has lots of words with rr in it..
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Tesco is brilliant, i would be lost without it! Clubcard points are excellent too!
Brother brought a Tesco-bought compass on a recent hiking trip. Would it be paranoid of me to claim it wasn't pointing North as much as it was pointing towards the nearest Tesco Local?
On a serious note it really wasn't pointing North!
On a serious note it really wasn't pointing North!
hahahahahaha
Did you know that for every £8 spent in the UK Tesco accounts for £1 of it, doesn't sound like fail to me.
+1. I just received £7.50 worth of vouchers from my last lot of tesco clubcard points.
There's two of their stores near to me, one of which is open 24/7. I'm NEVER without anything I want or need, just a 2 minute drive away any time around the clock.I spent £525 in tesco yesterday and got 1050 points.
