Arr, This here be a boarding party

[squeeks]

Arrr, all ocuk base be belong t' (TPF)
Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

 

[1fast6]

a'right me buckos... every man on deck to the rails, and show yer buttcheeks nice and proud...

and give these landlubbers a right nice pirate salute as we pass 'em by...

 

[Godcopp]

Come on ye Brits and play. The Pirate Fleet is sacking your ports, raping and pillaging as we go. In less than a day our Rosetta@home fleet will dominate you!



Consider this your shot across the bow!

Let's see what you got, or tuck your tails and run!


Damn it's bright in here, turn of the light will ya. Where are my shades!

 

[Chasser]

Grrrr, well shiver me timbers, looks like our powder got a'soakin and now the games up. Aaar, Damn yer eyes, you scurvy dogs.

 

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!

Aye, time t' pack it in and head fer home t' your mothers boys, o'er boys. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

 

[Biffa]

Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.

 

[squeeks]

who you callin a lady?

 

[Godcopp]

I caught him looking at Goodspeed's booty!!!

 

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Lady?

By the Powers! Now thems be fightin' words if I ever a heard 'em. Come on PIRATES, lets take over their ships and send them all ta Fiddlers Green!

 

[shadowscotland]

Pirate games are soooo last year

 

[Chasser]

Ooooh Aaaaargh

 

[1fast6]

has anybody found their stash o' rum... I'm feelin' a wee bit parched...

 

[squeeks]

i dont know but im fixin to have my way with biffa's sig image

 

[Godcopp]

All I found were casks of tea?!?!

 

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

What's with the tea? And look o'er here, CRUMPETS!! And they had the nerve to call US gay.

 

[1fast6]

Pirate games are soooo last year

that was fun... but ye won't distract me from the task at hand... now hand over yer women... and rum...


and sheep...

 

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Sheep?

Theres sheep? Quick, where's Jopey? Oh yeah, and the rum. AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

 

[Biffa]

Steady, that sheeps my wife!

 

[shadowscotland]

They be pirates! That what they be!
They sail their chips upon the cyber-sea!
They stay up late - till half past three!
Then their mums tuck them in with teddy

Yo Ho, my friends They tell tall tales
of treasure, plunder, sea and sails
They story's bigger than a whale
you bonic boys are sure to fail.

Chorus
They be pirates! That what they be!
They sail their chips upon the cyber-sea!
They stay up late - till half past three!
Then their mums tuck them in with teddy

They like to fish, They like to fight
They like to stay up half the night
When I say "starboard" ye go right!
Me ma, she says, "get out of my sight!"

Chorus
They be pirates! That what they be!
They sail their chips upon the cyber-sea!
They stay up late - till half past three!
Then their mums tuck them in with teddy

They got no hand is that a hook!
They pillage stuff cus there all crooks.
They booty's is shoe size 6.
more 4x2 it’s off to wickes

Chorus
They be pirates! That what they be!
They sail their chips upon the cyber-sea!
They stay up late - till half past three!
Then their mums tuck them in with teddy

And that's all there is to this song.
I hope it hasn't been too long.
A pirate's life is silly but fun
especially when you suck your thumb!

Chorus
They be pirates! That what they be!
They sail their chips upon the cyber-sea!
They stay up late - till half past three!
Then their mums tuck them in with teddy

 

[Mattus]

I leave the forum for two hours and come back to an invasion!

Y'arr... batten down the hatches, load the WU cannons, release the stomp monster... thar be pirates abound.