Article in the paper today about a dwarf getting pick-pocketed.

NeilF · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:31

For goodness sake! How could anyone stoop so low?

ScarySquirrel · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:32

Don't they have more important news to report on?

EDIT: I know this post will be taken literally so I would like to point out I am not being serious.

Blue Cypher · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:32

grab your coat

uber soldat · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:33

*Groan* Is this what passes for a joke on here nowadays?

wordy · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:33

Blue Cypher said:
grab your coat

Forget the coat, just **** off!

platypus · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:34

It's a bit short on humour, but I like it.

Nick1881 · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:38

Tom0 · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:40

Made me giggle.

bledd · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:41

rumbled by platypus, all the funny replies need the word 'short' in them

Nitefly · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:41

Must have been short on big news.

bledd · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:42

see^^

see!!! \/ \/

Nitefly · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:43

bledd. said:
see^^

What can I say, original humour is in short supply.

eXor · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:45

Saw that coming a mile away.

Choose your titles more carefully.

MooMoo444 · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:46

You're really lowering the bar for dwarf jokes.

blix · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:52

I'm gonna get in midget and fly far away from this thread.

div0 · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:54

I hope the offender gets hauled up in front of the midgestrate!

Nitefly · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:56

bledd. said:
see!!! \/ \/

It was almost like I intended to make the same joke

craptakular · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:58

I think jokes about dwarfs are just as bad as racist jokes, you should be banned for this outrage!

Craig321 · 13 Mar 2009 at 09:58

Oxy said:
I think jokes about dwarfs are just as bad as racist jokes, you should be banned for this outrage!

Would you say it was below the belt?

Nitefly · 13 Mar 2009 at 10:00

Oxy said:
I think jokes about dwarfs are just as bad as racist jokes, you should be banned for this outrage!

You should be banned to Khazad-dûm.