As requested... Tiny the killer Pede!

[TheGreatGrrrr]

I propose a cruel and unusual method of disposing of this creature.

Bathe it in mustard and/or brown sauce.

 

[Aspecto]

If the insect is burnt and continues to burn after it dies, on your poster, you could have one big firey mess and one less poster.

 

[cymatty]

If the insect is burnt and continues to burn after it dies, on your poster, you could have one big firey mess and one less poster.

Nah clear plastic 4tw.

 

[agw_01]

If the insect is burnt and continues to burn after it dies, on your poster, you could have one big firey mess and one less poster.

But it's my favourite poster

 

[TinkerBell]

But it's my favourite poster

awwwww bless

 

[Kesnel]

I just had to read this thread before heading off to bed didn't I?

My suggestion is move away, as far away as you can. I would certainly not be able to sleep there, and I'm certainly not going to sleep tonight after reading this thread; anything that creeps and crawls must be kept far, far away from me.

 

[pinkacidbootson]

There was a 3-inch spider on my wall this morning near my bed when i woke up, but as i was half-asleep, i didn't do anything about it and just fell asleep again
Now i have no idea where the little ******* is AND OMG just as i am typing this, there is ANOTHER spider on my wall, i know its not the same one as its slightly smaller!! Now im going to be awake for ages until both of em are disposed of! This happens every year... no spiders for ages, then loads of em all at once!

*equips flamethrower*

 

[gord]

Japanese Hornet to prove my point and thats a smallish one (not my hand btw :/)

GET IT OFF .. OFF OF YOUR HAND.. IT WILL KILL YOU!!! ARG..

<feints> [i dislike black and yellow striped stuff muchly]

 

[Stellios]

Nah clear plastic 4tw.

And why would you need your Rach poster protected by plastic

 

[cymatty]

And why would you need your Rach poster protected by plastic

To stop the burning insect causing damage off course.

 

[Mark A]

When i camped out at the lake district a few years ago we got loads of them earwigs in our tent. I even put sum duct tape over the zip and they still got in, i had to put cotton wool in my ears as i heard they crawl in your ear to make a nest .

Mark

 

[benjo]

It is only a centipede it isnt going to hurt you.

It's the big orange milipedes you have to worry about and the little black spiders...and the big hairy ones. And japanese hornets could probably bite your toe off.

Japanese Hornet to prove my point and thats a smallish one (not my hand btw :/)

I raise you a giant bee!

 

[rG-tom]

have you tried riding it as transportation yet andy, or you waiting for a small enough bit of leather to fashion a saddle out of? use some thread as reigns, and you'll be reet Be a step up from the over

Tom.

 

[fatiain]

That's not a centipede THATS a centipede.

 

[philstanbridge]

Dont you just love giant insects. There's something special about them. True, they are not nice to look at, but you cant help to be impressed.

 

[Chronos-X]

Bloody hell @ hornet - if they have the same bedside manner as wasps I'd be worried.

 

[fatiain]

There's a google video of a giant centipede eating a mouse.

 

[Matt-Page]

My misses had loads of wood lice coming into her rented room she had a few years ago. She is a complete wimp and so called me in the middle of the night to come round and sort it out.

Very tired and annoyed from cycling over i started to think what could i do here, at 3.00am. I emptied my bag and found

1x Lighter
1x Can of Lynx

Lots of flame throwing made them come running out on fire, and so the mission complete. Felt a bit awkward when the nieghbour walked out and said WTF you doing?!?! I of course answered with, WTF does i look like!?!?!

 

[Spunj99]

There are more than 26 billion insects living in every square mile of habitable land on Earth.

FACT.








We're all doomed, methinks.

 

[fatiain]

Woodlice taste like prawns.

FACT.