ASDA Announcement

I'm looking for my daughter.

What's her name?

Tess. Her surname is a double barrel name: Coses-cheaper.

I'm looking for a Tess Coses cheaper. Tesco's is cheaper.

Is it? I might shop there-

NO! (It's funnier if you think it's the announcer :p)

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Here we go:
Man on radio show rings ASDA.
After a load of marketing rubbish, he asks to make a tannoy announcement.
He gets put through to customer services and explains that his daughter is lost inside the store and he is outside waiting for her.
Woman in ASDA asks her name.
Man says, "its a double barreled name: Tess Cosis-Cheaper".
Woman confirms said name, and then makes the announcement.
"Would Tess Cosis-Cheaper please come to customer services, that's Tess-Cosis Cheaper please come to customer services".
Cue insane laughter from the radio show and the woman from ASDA realising her mistake.
Read Tess Cosis Cheaper out loud to get the full picture. :)

/Dammit too slow. :p
 
Clearly a set-up though. If the announcer was looking for a lost girl, she'd say something a little more concise than "Tess Cosis-Cheaper please come to the customer services desk". How is a 3 year old going to have any idea what that is :p.
 
As an ASDA collegue I'm very sad at this prank, some people should really know better.[/ASDA collegue]

Ha ha thats hilarious though.

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