ASDA "rollback"

shredgod · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:34

heard it before, but still raised a smile

.Kencs · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:35

LOL....made me chuckle...

Kerplunk · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:37

LMFAO!

Vonhelmet · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:38

Look, I was drunk, can we please stop telling that story.

Besides, they've banned me from that store now and I have to drive to Tesco which is real pain in the arse.

WotDa · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:39

Dr Jones said:
Don't quite get it... yet

.Kencs · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:41

vonhelmet said:
Look, I was drunk, can we please stop telling that story.

Besides, they've banned me from that store now and I have to drive to Tesco which is real pain in the arse.

and let me guess what Tesco said when you slapped it on the counter...'every little helps'??? lol

WotDa · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:41

.Kencs said:
and let me guess what Tesco said when you slapped it on the counter...'every little helps'??? lol

Out!

.Kencs · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:43

WotDa said:
Out!

I was kinda expecting that

*Gets coat and heads for the door*

WotDa · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:49

.Kencs said:
I was kinda expecting that

*Gets coat and heads for the door*

Don't let the Asda man get you on the way out.

gillywibble · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:50

Quite shocking really. What has become of society when you can get your wanger out anywere for a cheap laugh? :confused:

Cr0fty · 30 Jan 2008 at 22:58

Gillywibble said:
Quite shocking really. What has become of society when you can get your wanger out anywere for a cheap laugh?

PC much?

Quality! Short n' sweet jokes are th ebest haha

DanMc07 · 31 Jan 2008 at 00:01

For some strange reason that made me chuckle :O

Phog · 31 Jan 2008 at 00:03

That got an actual outburst of brief chuckling, thus I deem this to be a good joke in my books!

JohnnyDrama · 31 Jan 2008 at 00:06

Gimpymoo · 31 Jan 2008 at 00:20

ROFL

Smartprice?

OpenToSuggestions · 31 Jan 2008 at 00:25

not often do joke threads raise a smile but this one did

anksta · 31 Jan 2008 at 00:29

wesley said:
A man walks into Asda, goes up to the customer services desk, flops his circumcised penis on the counter and said "I bet you cant roll that back"

and they said, aisle 4 circumcisions next to nose jobs and toilet roll, one of 3845 branded products that are cheaper than tesco.

fendi · 31 Jan 2008 at 00:57

lol instant classic.

mike gunnz · 31 Jan 2008 at 00:58

5 out of 10.

InSanCen · 31 Jan 2008 at 02:06

The OP made me grin... well done

The tesco Riposte had me doing an actual LOL...

Yeah, i'm childish...