Ask God a question

[Judgeneo]

"How the **** did I get here?"

As in getting into a conversation with God, not the whole creation explanation

 

[Ryan-3]

I talk to god everyday.

"What do you fancy for dinner? Last night's pizza? Sure!"

Then I go get some from the fridge.

 

[Baron C]

What did you really do on the 7th day?

 

[Uncle Petey]

Do you regret getting drunk that night?

 

[Judgeneo]

I talk to god everyday.

"What do you fancy for dinner? Last night's pizza? Sure!"

Then I go get some from the fridge.

You can eat pizza from the night before everyday??!?!

Sir, I think you have discovered the remedy for world hunger.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Did you order the code red?

 

[hyster]

I'd steal Bertrand Russell's 'Sir, why did you take such pains to conceal yourself"

 

[Clarkson]

"Do you even lift bro?"

 

[smokedog]

Please God can you show yourself to prove you exist?... No answer... What a surprise. On well let the religious wars continue then.

 

[Jono8]

Why God ???

Why

Why this face.. why such beauty, in this place.

 

[Akagi]

God has been banned remember?

 

[Malevolence]

Why do you need a starship?

 

[Alz_D]

If in "the beginning" you were already there then surely that was not the beginning? So if you've always been and there is never a beginning, how is there a now?

I know that's two questions

 

[Columbo]

Could you tell me where your letterbox is so I can.........

 

[Baron C]

Could you tell me where your letterbox is so I can.........

Your going to hell for that ...

 

[JonJ678]

Why did you wire our eyes backwards?

 

[Mickie]

why watch over us.

 

[estebanrey]

Why is there a correlation between high intelligence and a rise in atheism?

 

[Whitewater]

If you could as God one question what would it be?

Where did you put the unicorn?

 

[robfosters]

Who was Jack the Ripper?

So badly want to know that