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[Deleted member 66701]

Why for the love of God did you put testicles on the OUTSIDE!

 

[pitchfork]

Why for the love of God did you put testicles on the OUTSIDE!

Because how else would we scratch them?

 

[bloodiedathame]

How much money would you want for anal (you receive)?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Why do you require a multi-tool to open the package you purchase a multi-tool in?

 

[Judgeneo]

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game...

 

[wordy]

Can I have some superpowers please?

 

[Sunbed]

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[porushinobu]

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

ahhhhh so you're a waffle man!

question,
what is the meaning of life, I mean you created it, does it have meaning, or is it meaningless. Tell me!!!!

 

[cHk4]

Why do we have a pineal gland?

 

[Flukester]

Wanting to be worshiped is kinda egotistical, discuss ?

 

[bloodiedathame]

Are Noah and his wife Adam and Eve?

 

[Captain]

You say everyone deserves forgiveness, so why is there a hell?

 

[Supercow]

If you could choose to have a hundred ducks follow you for the rest of your life, or have your pinky finger chopped off, which would you choose?

 

[bloodiedathame]

If you could choose to have a hundred ducks follow you for the rest of your life, or have your pinky finger chopped off, which would you choose?

I'd imagine he's pretty sick of being followed by a billion people, and if the animals start to believe, that's when **** gets real.

 

[Yaayuh!]

Why did you create Theophany and what is his purpose?

 

[alastair79]

Is heaven a little bit like Noel’s House Party?



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[!bluetonic!]

When the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) flew up to Heaven on a winged horse, was there a stable available for him to park his winged horse?

 

[DaleTheWhale]

What happened when you created Tony Williams?

 

[Wazz-1]

Who really shot JR.

Oh and while were at it...........

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Who really shot JR.

Me I'm also to blame for the Dinosaurs being wiped out, Jesus' Crucifixion and finally the milk bottle design that keeps spilling half the milk as you pour it... I would say I'm sorry for all these things but I'm not so there!