Auto Box Problem ?

[4T5]

Hi all, I've posted in here to get a quicker responce.

I bought a car the day before yesterday & it's my first Automatic. The car works fine during the day but it won't during the night
Can't understand it as it drives perfect throughout the day, I get in & put it in D for Day but when I put it in N for Night it won't move.
I'm really not getting on with this Auto box at all if I'm honest, Yesterday some guy at the lights wanted to race me but when I put it in R for Race & floored it I hit the car behind me.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[antijoke]

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BAN!

 

[GravyMonster]

 

[Rotty]

I have the same issue

Partly resolved it by putting it in D at night but then I can't see where I am going

 

[TheMightyTen]

Please follow the forum rules when posting supposed humerous material. The thread tile should be in the format:

(insert day that the thread is started) Joke



This way we know that there is no point entering the thread as it will not contain anything funny what so ever

 

[ci_newman]

Please follow the forum rules when posting supposed humerous material. The thread tile should be in the format:

(insert day that the thread is started) Joke



This way we know that there is no point entering the thread as it will not contain anything funny what so ever

Don't be mean. The OP might be getting on a bit and going senile.

 

[Mr Blonde]

The "R" stands for "reclaim"!! I often use it to go over the previous day if it turned out to be rubbish.

These new Jaguar E types look fantastic - anyone thinking of getting one?

 

[Mat]

I have the same issue

Partly resolved it by putting it in D at night but then I can't see where I am going

You give your car the D at night?! o_O

 

[GravyMonster]

There was a program on Channel 4 about guys like that a couple of years ago.

 

[Maccapacca]

This was going around on text in 2002

 

[!bluetonic!]

OP, to help you remember, tattoo

D N R

in large letters on your chest..

 

[Morba]

Have you seen the telly in it yet? only old style in mine, can only see channels 1-4, you select them on the same stick as Day/Night

 

[Mat]

OP, to help you remember, tattoo

D N R

in large letters on your chest..

I see what you did there ¬.¬

 

[Theophany]

Thread saved. You're welcome.

 

[Cosimo]

A feeble attempt at Friday humour.

 

[pitchfork]

No, definitely not, I need to leave work and go to the pub first.

 

[cokecan]

*sigh

*admittedly the radio show clip was funnier!

EDIT: lol at the fact the thread just made it to Motors and back again

 

[4T5]

lol at the fact the thread just made it to Motors and back again

WUT

 

[doofer]

Don't forget to check the 710.

 

[semi-pro waster]

EDIT: lol at the fact the thread just made it to Motors and back again

That was me not paying attention, I read the title and the first line saying it was posted in the wrong forum for a quicker response then moved it. I did move it back pretty quickly though when I realised it was just a terrible joke.