Awkward: dwarf handed children's crayons whilst on a date

Cosimo · 10 Oct 2014 at 16:31

cheesyboy said:
How awesome would it be to be porking a woman who was two feet taller than you?

In his case it would be like climbing a couple of mountains....

xbenjiiman · 10 Oct 2014 at 16:39

kaptainmarc said:
i bet the waitress felt right dopey

If she's dopey, which one is he?

antijoke · 10 Oct 2014 at 16:40

xbenjiiman said:
If she's dopey, which one is he?

All things considered, Happy?

dirtychinchilla · 10 Oct 2014 at 16:42

She's a big girl.

233 · 10 Oct 2014 at 16:52

Firt of all nowt wrong with a colouring book when out for dinner many a time we've been out with the kids and I've asked for an extra one

And secondly she looks like she has a cracking pair tucked away under that dress

AndrewNR · 10 Oct 2014 at 17:06

dirtychinchilla said:
She's a big girl.

Her on top of him must be quite a sight.

Soundood · 10 Oct 2014 at 17:22

I would, her of course,

I bet she hankers for some full size goodness, lol

Mynight · 10 Oct 2014 at 17:24

I've always wondered if dwarfs were "in proportion" downstairs

. If so the logistics don't add up :eek:

MooMoo444 · 10 Oct 2014 at 17:36

She's pretty cute. She'd be stunning if she lost a bit of chub.

silversurfer · 10 Oct 2014 at 17:50

In related stories

Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night

Apparently height is no disadvantage in these matters

He could always grow a beard tbh, smoke a cigar. I guess neither of them are bothered, I hope he got his meal free or would that be condesending

She added: "There may be a two-foot height difference but when you are in love little things like that don't matter."

great wording

Pawnless Endgame · 10 Oct 2014 at 17:53

MooMoo444 said:
She's pretty cute. She'd be stunning if she lost a bit of chub.

Nah, it's more-to-hug and all that. Rather that than size 0 models advocating anorexia in the glossy mags imo.

dirtychinchilla · 10 Oct 2014 at 17:59

Pawnless Endgame said:
Nah, it's more-to-hug and all that. Rather that than size 0 models advocating anorexia in the glossy mags imo.

She looks like she's got a cracking rack, but perhaps a little too much to hug IMO.

Monkeynut · 10 Oct 2014 at 18:08

How is it even dwarves are getting more action than me. :mad:

SexyGreyFox · 10 Oct 2014 at 18:11

Balls, Invader beat me but I'd be more upset being called a woman than a child.

Malevolence · 10 Oct 2014 at 18:30

a1ex2001 said:
romantic date /= harvester

Or seeing as how they're engaged and the media likes to add a layer of bullflop to every story, perhaps they'd just popped into the Harvester on a whim rather than choosing it as a place for a 'romantic date'.

TheVoice · 10 Oct 2014 at 19:42

Terrible really; she didn't even offer the kids' menu.

estebanrey · 10 Oct 2014 at 19:51

She had to pay for the meal as he was a bit short.

Monkeynut · 10 Oct 2014 at 20:27

estebanrey said:
She had to pay for the meal as he was a bit short.

That joke was on the top shelf.

dowie · 10 Oct 2014 at 21:05

cheesyboy said:
If the dwarf were you, how would you have felt? Happy? Grumpy? Bashful?

well played...

To be fair he does look quite young, glad the guy could laugh it off - though given his career choice I'd guess there was also a PR/publicity aspect behind selling the story to the press:

Mr Lusted, an actor, TV presenter and motivational speaker

Dempsey22 · 10 Oct 2014 at 21:10

These kind of incidents are becoming a growing problem.