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qanyway goodsnight and god blwess we give the girl the best tip she ever had abnd im going tgo bed 
Caporegime
Babelfish doesn't seem to recognise the language DM is trying to type. Seems a fitting end (happy ending?!) to a night out hehe
Soldato
I love reading DM's posts when he's drunk.
Soldato
Some of these are nearly sig worthy! 
Good luck using the iPad while drunk... the predictive text on mine is **** when I'm ****ed
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Good luck using the iPad while drunk... the predictive text on mine is **** when I'm ****ed
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Soldato
DM is such a ******* hero
P.S. What have you done with my William Gill? Hope you didn't break him whilst banger racing and bury him somewhere.
P.S. What have you done with my William Gill? Hope you didn't break him whilst banger racing and bury him somewhere.
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Man of Honour
wow you guys are lapping this stuff up...
Soldato
DM is awesome, in the nicest possible way he's a reminder that money may buy nice toys but it doesn't buy class or happiness 
On thursday this week i got a plan, its back to Bentley for me.
Im gonna buy a GT Superspeed, but im going to get them to cut that alacantra rubbish out of the middle of the seat and replace it with the diamond quilted leather.
3.7 seconds to 60 and 204 mph
Josh, speak to Mark in sales, i show you how to buy a car.
6.45 pm
qanyway goodsnight and god blwess we give the girl the best tip she ever had abnd im going tgo bed
9.15 pm
made me laugh at his typing on the opening post and then 2 hours later he couldn't type for ****.
must have been a good night.
Good news, those Supersports are something else .
How you chosen an example yet? Just to let you know that there is a black one, black wheels and white suede trim you may want to avoid. If you do happen to be interested in one with that combo text me the last 6 numbers of the VIN and I'll let you know if its one I'm thinking of.
I don't know if you do test drives but if you do have a listen for some weird exhaust resonance through the cabin particularly on the left hand side towards the rear on moderate/hard acceleration. Some cars have it, some don't, Some people notice it, most don't.
And while you're getting them (which I guess means us!) to change stuff around you might want to look at the CSIC brakes. Don't be one of these people who only uses the car for pottering around town at 30MPH and then moans a few months later that the brakes are making funky noises! Phenomenal stopping power, but they do need to be used hard once in a blue moon. Might be able to get a discount, those brakes are an expense piece of kit (something like a £15k option on other models, but standard on the SS).
.How you chosen an example yet? Just to let you know that there is a black one, black wheels and white suede trim you may want to avoid. If you do happen to be interested in one with that combo text me the last 6 numbers of the VIN and I'll let you know if its one I'm thinking of.
I don't know if you do test drives but if you do have a listen for some weird exhaust resonance through the cabin particularly on the left hand side towards the rear on moderate/hard acceleration. Some cars have it, some don't, Some people notice it, most don't.
And while you're getting them (which I guess means us!
) to change stuff around you might want to look at the CSIC brakes. Don't be one of these people who only uses the car for pottering around town at 30MPH and then moans a few months later that the brakes are making funky noises! Phenomenal stopping power, but they do need to be used hard once in a blue moon. Might be able to get a discount, those brakes are an expense piece of kit (something like a £15k option on other models, but standard on the SS).
Caporegime
Yeah Joshy he's picked one, getting it Thursday
Yeah Joshy he's picked one, getting it Thursday
Did he mention the colour and trim combo?
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Caporegime
Despite hes inebriated state he kept schtom and just said he'll pick me up from work on Friday in it
Slight slap... with a golf club. TBH I don't know why DM posts half the stuff he does about his home life in motors.
The constant turnover of high end metal is interesting the rest is a bit... Jeremy Kyle.