Bacon Burglar

PiKe · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:11

Someone on MSN just told me about this and I thought he was joking, this guy broke into a house to steal bacon and a telephone.

Just... Why? If you're going to the effort of breaking in, at least take something of value :confused:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-11233757

cymatty · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:13

before leaving a rasher on a door handle is being sought by police.

Narj · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:13

Decent security might have saved the owner's bacon.

Six6siX · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:14

The thought process behind this break in seems incredibly i-rasher-nil

DJMK4 · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:14

I wonder if he expanded to murdering he would do the same thing, leave a smoked rasher of bacon placed on the head of each of his victims

Landy · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:27

I bet when the police catch him or her they will give them a right grilling... boom pa pow haha

utajoker · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:30

i bed that put the owner in a bad moooood, he he he... oh.

E61 Grouphead · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:30

PiKe said:
at least take something of value

He is obviously not a greedy pig

Edrof · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:32

Was it the Ham-burglar?

Cosimo · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:33

The pigs are out looking for missing bacon, what a rind-up.

Begbie · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:34

utajoker said:
i bed that put the owner in a bad moooood, he he he... oh.

Bacon comes from pigs right?

SiriusB · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:34

No way. You're bacon the mick!

Awful I know. Sorry

Greenlizard0 · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:34

Oh guys pull the udder one.

:rolleyes:

naefeart · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:35

What a strange fellow, obviously had a bacon craving that got out of control.

I hope the police find him. That way they might workout what his beef is.

SiriusB · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:35

Pigs have udders? o_O

Apok · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:36

he wanted to lure the pigs after him for more bacon..

Nanoman · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:40

I've actually noticed this before. When I was working in One Stop thieves would always rob the cheese, bacon and dishwasher tablets. They would go for bacon before alcohol honestly! We had to put the cheese and bacon away early and leave a note requesting customers to ask a member of staff if they require them. I think bag-heads just really like bacon and cheese or they sell well.

Apok · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:41

ere mate wanna buy some cheese

Tefal · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:44

PiKe said:
at least take something of value

Apok · 9 Sep 2010 at 11:45

Lol'd