Bacon Burglar

if only we had the death penalty, I'd love to see that **** fry :p

incidentally, I had a customer the other week who was replacing items stolen during a robbery, when we were discussing it, the theives apparently only took a nintendo wii, and a carton of orange juice :confused: and another customer who was burgled had the remains (literally the last remaining mouthful) of a bottle of bacardi :confused::confused: some times it just makes no sense lol
 
Stealing another mans bacon is worthy of the death sentence imo.

Pork Fiction by Quentin Bacontino[/quote said:
LANCE: Still got your bacon?
VINCENT: You know what some ****er did to it the other day?
LANCE: What?
VINCENT: ****in' stole it.
LANCE: Oh man, that's ****ed up.
VINCENT: Tell me about it. I had the goddamn stuff in the freezer three months. It's out five ****in' days -- five days, and some dickless piece of **** ****s with it.
LANCE: They should be ****in' killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
VINCENT: I just wish I caught 'em stealin' it, ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything to catch 'em stealin' it. It'a been worth his stealin' it, if I coulda just caught 'em, you know what I mean?
LANCE: It's chicken ****. You don't **** with another man's pork products.
 
Well, if I was a burglar then of course Bacon would be high on my list of things to steal, along with gadgets/laptops/tv's etc.

Isn't this what any other guy would do? :confused:
 
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