Soldato
The burglar made a rash decision imo.
Stealing another mans bacon is worthy of the death sentence imo.


Awesome
Hope he goes back again for more bacon tomorrow!

Was it the Ham-burglar?

and another customer who was burgled had the remains (literally the last remaining mouthful) of a bottle of bacardi 
some times it just makes no sense lol
Sow did he gammon away with it?!
Stealing another mans bacon is worthy of the death sentence imo.
Pork Fiction by Quentin Bacontino[/quote said:LANCE: Still got your bacon?
VINCENT: You know what some ****er did to it the other day?
LANCE: What?
VINCENT: ****in' stole it.
LANCE: Oh man, that's ****ed up.
VINCENT: Tell me about it. I had the goddamn stuff in the freezer three months. It's out five ****in' days -- five days, and some dickless piece of **** ****s with it.
LANCE: They should be ****in' killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
VINCENT: I just wish I caught 'em stealin' it, ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything to catch 'em stealin' it. It'a been worth his stealin' it, if I coulda just caught 'em, you know what I mean?
LANCE: It's chicken ****. You don't **** with another man's pork products.
Sow did he gammon away with it?!
That's just inserting random words into a sentence.
