Bad computer jokes.
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throw new JokeNotFoundException();
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Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian, komputer, and potato?
A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
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Has anyone heard of the band called 1048575K.
No?
Well that's because they haven't had any gigs yet.
Well that's because they haven't had any gigs yet.
Why is this bringing back memories? Was this an original mags™ meme?
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You forgot the rest!
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
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Windows ME takes that crown I think, the words polish and turd come to mind
Damn, I actually can't even understand most of these. I'll just have to assume they're hilarious for those who do
Same, although if someone could explain the first one that'd be great
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I could tell you a UDP joke....
...but you might not get it....
...but you might not get it....
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There are two types of people in the world.
Those who extrapolate and those who expect of by one errors.
Those who extrapolate and those who expect of by one errors.
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Why did the Scheme programer cross the road?
Becauae a car was coming and he had to get out the way.
Ferraris don't buy themselves
Ive thought this for so, so, so long.