Bad covers.

i did that video originally and they stole that off me. they were miming that (children in need i think) but someone backstage recorded it and then leaked it. i dubbed it back on. then i got a DMCA notice and it was removed.
How were they recording anything if they were miming it on stage?

What is a DMCA notice?
 
one for today:
Not the worst cover out there but it's like throwing a tin of beige dulux at the Mona Lisa and saying "yeah, nailed it!". :(
 
Happy Mondays sampling the 'Boys Are Back In Town' (Thin Lizzy). Absolute gash, and that's notwithstanding it's one of the most overplayed tracks Lizzy ever recorded too. Phil Lynott must have turned in his grave.


But my clear winner...ADAM and the cover of 'Zombie' (The Cranberries). Taking what in my humble opinion is one of the greatest tracks ever penned and turning it into this ******* monstrosity.


**** me those are awful. I couldn't finish either of them (unlike the Tracy Chapman cover which gets a bit better towards the end. @Nitefly I reckon Michael Kiwanuka could do a good guitar-led cover of TC for that).

Dolores writes a song about sectarian murder and bomb attacks and they try and make it a dance/techno car wash? No. Just no. The video makes it even worse. It just shows they understand nothing about what they're singing. Much like people who request "Every breath you take" at a wedding.
 
One of my favourite bands over the last few years is GHOST and they did a cover of my most hated act The Pet Shop Boys.
I'll feel dirty if I link it.

It's a sin if you don't.

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Hello hello hello Hallo. German by any chance?

Quite a deep voice, moyet-esque. It's all just weird, and wtf is with the church bells at 1:45? That's very 90s (Steps Tragedy anyone?)

Mr Cobain has another reason to feel aggrieved.

The longer it goes on the worse it gets. No no no no.
 
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Just watch any advert over the past few years where they've decided they want to grab some 80's pop or soft rock, but don't want to pay for it. Without fail they pick the most terrible cover you can imagine.

A notable recent one is a Volvo advert that appeared a couple of weeks ago, where they use a soft acoustic version of Born to be Wild. I mean, the clue is in the name of the song for why a dreary acoustic approach is stupid.

That said, none of them are as bad as the OP. Surely that was a deliberate parody?

I know just the one you mean. And I share your view. As for the OP. Nope no parody.

That same mob producing the Lloyds adverts have now taken a slow song (We've Only Just Begun by the Carpenters) and done it even slower - ruining it in the process. FFS they could have just paid the royalties and used the original. It's an absolute classic and probably nearing the end of it's copyright period anyway (isn't it 50 years?) plus Karen Carpenter's vocals are so strong no soloist with no backing is ever going to sound any better, this one just sounds anaemic, such a shame.
 
I haven't heard that yet. I'm sure I will be appalled when I do. Anyone covering a Carpenters song is just asking to sound like a caterwauling idiot by comparison to her voice.
I can't find it on youtube, but this site gives amazon links to Bats for Lashes on Amazon, so if you can get it free via Prime it might be possible to hear it that way. https://www.tvadvertmusic.com/lloyds-bank-forever-forwards-video-location-just-begun/

there's this but's it's a cropped version, gives the gist though:
 

5 pages in and no-one has mentioned this abomination

It took me a google - it's originally OCS. Definitely not as good as the original, but so long as you ignore the intro and the cheesy vid it's just about passable, provided you're in the right mood. I guess I'm not against changing how a song works just so long as it fits and doesn't massacre the thing. I saw someone butcher JL's Imagine the other day on you tube - at a JL memorial concert no less. Just Don't!

Ps just found this version by the original writer from OCS and it's kind of how he does it. Wiki says CD2 of the single release also led with an official acoustic version so it's hard to criticise the JS cover if they are kind of just cribbing what the band did themselves to start with!!

 
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I'm not against it being done acoustically, as in the video you found it almost emphasises the lonely grip of the lyrics better done that way, especially live. It is just the execution by JS that annoys me; an overly glossy, airbrushed production and sung without any real feeling for the meaning of the song.
Fair.
 
I think this is by far the best version of this song, the lyrics, the drums, the nice and simple production, the original is the best version of this song to the extent that I consider all other versions bad by comparison, and there's been a lot of them. Not so much bad covers but just pointless covers of a classic. I've misremembered a Mariah Carey cover of this but seems it doesn't exist.


wiki says Bonnie Tyler covered it, as did Rod Stewart. are you thinking of one of those?

The worst CCR cover I ever heard was in a bar in the Lake District where some 50 yr old guy was massacring Bad Moon Rising. Completely unable to syncopate and with ooh-ah backing from his besotted lady friend they rocked up in a pub and started playing, much to the chargrin of everyone else trying to have a nice meal/pint.
 
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