what do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
SWIM!
It irritates me when people get the simplest punchlines WRONG.
The correct punchline is:
"Piece of cake!", not "A piece of cake".
When someone says "can you do xyz for me?" You say "Piece of cake" not "A piece of cake".
The "A" ruins a great gag, well done.
I fail to see what my social life has to do with your ability to ruin jokes. Maybe if I got out more we'd bump into each other and I could explain the error to you in person. Is that what you mean? Although, to be fair, I'm not the one posting on the internet at 11:22pm on a Saturday night
You botched the line, learn from this mistake and move on, don't blame the messenger.
Is 7:35 supposed to early to you or something?