So, today, nearly everything has gone against me...
Woke up early for work and to iron my uniform...Iron broke.
Left home early to grab a brew from my work mate, she was really ill.
Got work, lights broke.
Whilst working, dropped a fair bit off stock and damaged it...oops...
Left work and got splashed by the bus...missed the bus home.
Finally got bus, visited my poorly work mate, she was suddenly sick and it splashed my feet...
Walking home a bird defecated on my head and the front of my work shirt.
Got home, shower broke.
I am now going to sit in a corner in bubble wrap...
Woke up early for work and to iron my uniform...Iron broke.
Left home early to grab a brew from my work mate, she was really ill.
Got work, lights broke.
Whilst working, dropped a fair bit off stock and damaged it...oops...
Left work and got splashed by the bus...missed the bus home.
Finally got bus, visited my poorly work mate, she was suddenly sick and it splashed my feet...
Walking home a bird defecated on my head and the front of my work shirt.
Got home, shower broke.
I am now going to sit in a corner in bubble wrap...