Badly timed accidents

[cheesefest]

Cousin's friend came from hospital after shoulder replacement surgery. Gets home and trips on the doorstep breaking her wrist on the other arm.

 

[drakulton]

Clumsy twot springs to mind

 

[Stumble Bum]

Cousin's friend came from hospital after shoulder replacement surgery. Gets home and trips on the doorstep breaking her wrist on the other arm.

Cool story.

 

[VincentHanna]

Aren't all accidents badly timed?

 

[Richie]

Aren't all accidents badly timed?

Not if you accidentally trip and fall into a bunch of scantily clad and willing women

 

[gingergundog]

Not if you accidentally trip and fall into a bunch of scantily clad and willing women

'accident'

 

[uber soldat]

Not if you accidentally trip and fall into a bunch of scantily clad and willing women

Sadly I haven't had that accident for a few years now.

 

[Maundie]

That’s some really good Friday reading there, by definition accidents are all badly timed

 

[The Funktopus]

Dunno, from watching A&E after dark there seems to be an awful lot of people who slip and fall on objects that subsequently require”‘retrieval” after they just happened to “slip” as they were getting into the shower

 

[gingergundog]

Dunno, from watching A&E after dark there seems to be an awful lot of people who slip and fall on objects that subsequently require”‘retrieval” after they just happened to “slip” as they were getting into the shower

Yeah, one minute they were just making a cup of tea and the next they have a ping pong ball in the bumhole

 

[The Funktopus]

Yeah, one minute they were just making a cup of tea and the next they have a ping pong ball in the bumhole

Without a base, without a trace.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

There's that saying - bad luck comes in 3's.

 

[Rannoch]

Going bareback and pulling out late is the biggest and most costly accident known to man.

 

[drakulton]

Yeah, one minute they were just making a cup of tea and the next they have a ping pong ball in the bumhole

Yeah, but the ping pong bat as well. How unlucky is that.

 

[Mysterae_]

Going bareback and pulling out late is the biggest and most costly accident known to man.

Second only to calling out her sister's name.

 

[Fubsy]

Second only to calling out her sister's name.

Or mother's...

 

[gtl_racer]

On new years eve, mum fell off bicycle, banged her head, and spent night in hospital...

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Cousin's friend came from hospital after shoulder replacement surgery. Gets home and trips on the doorstep breaking her wrist on the other arm.

Some observations.

1. Why were you not working in the local shop for local people when this happened?
2. This is a comment not a question but phrasing in bold above, come on Parsnips!
3. You've produced a punchline to a joke. It's not a question or the start of a story - "hey guys, join in with what will be great!" - it's just a monotone FACT FACT END.

It's a solid 4 out of ten for me which is a shame because I know you can turn it on when you need to but this is like watching a flame on your Bunsen burner run out of gas or whatever they use I don't care it is a metaphor or a simile or something equally awful.

 

[randal]

Not if you accidentally trip and fall into a bunch of scantily clad and willing women

'accident'

You sound like my wife.

 

[jigger]

Friend of mine broke his upper and lower arm in a motorcross race, got his cast off then stepped off a high curb breaking his tib and fib. He then decided it was time for a nice holiday and got attacked by a shark while swimming.