Hi,
I've hired a coal train (with coal) but little do they know...erm...that they won't be getting it back.
It's actually a bandwagon of bandwagons...well, it will be with the help of OcUK...a major contributor to the load this train will be carrying. This train is currently on it's way to it's final destination where I'll be waiting. I'll simply throw a lit match into the coal and KABOOM!...a huge mushroom cloud of bandwagon ash!
So guys and girls, be sure not to miss this train and throw in your bandwagon of choice. I've thrown in a Colman's mustard. Be considerate and make sure your bandwagon is virtually shrunk and tucked in nice and tight so that everyone has room. Remember, the tighter it's packed, the more impressive the explosion.

All aboard!
I've hired a coal train (with coal) but little do they know...erm...that they won't be getting it back.
It's actually a bandwagon of bandwagons...well, it will be with the help of OcUK...a major contributor to the load this train will be carrying. This train is currently on it's way to it's final destination where I'll be waiting. I'll simply throw a lit match into the coal and KABOOM!...a huge mushroom cloud of bandwagon ash!
So guys and girls, be sure not to miss this train and throw in your bandwagon of choice. I've thrown in a Colman's mustard. Be considerate and make sure your bandwagon is virtually shrunk and tucked in nice and tight so that everyone has room. Remember, the tighter it's packed, the more impressive the explosion.

All aboard!



but you can try! you always gotta try to blow things up at least once.