Bart Simpson styled prank but on a bigger scale..

Exentia said:
Pfff ha ha ha! :p
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lol, when kids come to the office with a message we ask them if they could go and get the long weight from there teacher (a little joke us and one particular teacher share), followed by him sending the kid back and we leave the poor child standing at the door while none of us pay attention for ages, when he trys to get our attention one of us say "ok thats a long enough weight, you can go back now" :p

other tools include a left handed screw driver, a box of sparks and a sky hook :D
 
We once left a note for one of the advertising sales reps at my previous company to call back a Mr C Lion at a local zoo because they were interested in buying some advertising space. Between him and receptionist it took about two minutes to realise it was a prank, and he hit the roof when the penny finally dropped. Sweet :D
 
mrbios said:
lol, when kids come to the office with a message we ask them if they could go and get the long weight from there teacher (a little joke us and one particular teacher share), followed by him sending the kid back and we leave the poor child standing at the door while none of us pay attention for ages, when he trys to get our attention one of us say "ok thats a long enough weight, you can go back now" :p

other tools include a left handed screw driver, a box of sparks and a sky hook :D
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We sent someone down the newsagents for a copy of "The Burgular's Guide", oh, and in another job we sent someone to stores for a skirting-board ladder ;)
 
I like the Irish radio station phone-in:

Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), 96 FM, was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a week.

The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:

DJ: 96FM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.

DJ: Dave, what is your word?

Caller: Goan, spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an"

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, "goan" is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Goan **** yourself!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: 96FM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.

DJ: Jeff, what is your word?

Caller: Smee, spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee".

DJ: We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff,"smee" is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Goan **** yourself!
 
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