Basically, definitely!, absolutely!, at the end of the day..

I'm really bad at over using "Obviously" when I'm nervous and giving presentations or something

Obviously I can't help it... :(
 
Kill everyone who uses "literally" as an emphasis word.

Example:

(For a person describing their experience on a rollercoaster).

"I literally **** myself!"

No you didn't. You mean you were afraid. You didn't literally poop your kegs.
I correct people that use literally when they mean figuratively. It makes me so popular with the ladies. No. Wait...

Ah well, at least I'm correct and they're not. Unless they did literally **** their pants. In which case, ouch.
 
Living in SE England/London i dont find any of this remotely annoying because at the end of the day its how it is round here.

I have much more important things to be annoyed and bothered about, sorry.
 
Annoys the hell out of me as well. The worst offender is without a doubt Bear Grylls. Named and shamed you bug eating parachute fairy.

Bear Grylls is just an idiot.

"Here's some water, but it looks like the elephants have beaten me to it and crapped in it. Now if I were to drink this, it'd literally make me ill. You'd only really drink this if you were truly desperate. So here I go."

(puking just a couple of minutes later :rolleyes:)

Well basically, at the end of the day, "to be honest" annoys me too, even though I use it quite a lot, if I'm honest. Obviously, there's no reason to use "to be honest". At the end of the day, it's not like you're literally going to lie is it?

Also, I loved that youtube video. "At the end of may..."
 
'Basically' - Sorry, just because your intellect is sub-par it doesn't mean that I require a summarisation and am incapable of forming my own conclusions.

'At the end of the day' - It's not the end of the day, nor the end of this conversation, as much as you'd like it to be!

'You know' - Maybe I do, maybe I don't, perhaps that's why you've just told me?

'Mate' - I'm not your NO SWEARING mate.

'Bruv' - I'm fairly confident that there is virtually no possibility of us being from the same gene pool, let alone being brothers!

'Cheers' - As much as I'd like to be holding a pint, I'm not, so NO SWEARING off.

'To be honest' - So apart from this, the rest of the crap coming out of your mouth has been lies?

'Safe' - WTF? Are you going to crack it or award it a BSI Kitemark?

'Seen' - Seen what? A flying pig?

'Whatever' - Including you're a NO SWEARING

:D
 
Worst for me is when people constantly want to give 110% or sometimes 120%/
 
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