What about cleaning yourself with spam?
Don't be silly.
That'd attract flies.
What about cleaning yourself with spam?
odd thing is, i dont look my weight at all![]()
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You a fattie?

Haha, good point. Although I usually choose to do a poo in the toilet rather than the bath so I'd probably be ok.

Well a poll kinda defeats the object if you use both in the same day![]()

Usually?![]()
. I get bored in baths.Was just going to say I can smell you from Salford.I haven't had a bath for 1 year, 2 months and 11 days.
I have, however, had several showers.![]()


, soooo relaxing. Even thinking about it makes me happy. Baths of course, must take at least an hour
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