Bee Rescue Time Again

[VaderDSL]

Bwahaha to stop it stinging you you have to lament it gently with the music of of Chris De Burgh ... or is that how to get it to sting someone? I forget.

 

[badgermonkey]

Won't that squash it?

Ahahaha it made me laugh however serious you may have been

 

[ScarySquirrel]

You offer it the honey dipped finger and most times it will climb on to drink. No holding necessary VIRII, these are Bees, not people you are encouraging to stop smoking or loose weight

Ok, when said holding needs to be terminated, what is the correct procedure?

 

[Andelusion]

Ok, when said holding needs to be terminated, what is the correct procedure?

The bee should fly off on its own when its had its fill. Unless it becomes fused to your skin with unusually sticky honey goodness

 

[ScarySquirrel]

The bee should fly off on its own when its had its fill. Unless it becomes fused to your skin with unusually sticky honey goodness

Once you have given it some food do they get quite friendly with you?

 

[sam83uk]

i quite like bees but i hate wasps they are scum and violent!!

 

[Bony Maloney]

Once you have given it some food do they get quite friendly with you?

Stan comes out with me for a curry once a month

 

[Steedie]

Stan comes out with me for a curry once a month

rofl

'Tis true, I know many people who have done this honey dipped finger thing with bee's and now their schedule is filled with the old "friends with benefits" routine*



* This may or may not be true

 

[iCraig]

Yeah I tried this not long ago and killed the bee. I emptied a table spoon of honey right next to it, and it oozed all over the bee and drowned it. I took solace in the fact it probably died happy but I still suck at Bee rescue.

 

[Steedie]

Yeah I tried this not long ago and killed the bee. I emptied a table spoon of honey right next to it, and it oozed all over the bee and drowned it. I took solace in the fact it probably died happy but I still suck at Bee rescue.

you FAIL at bee rescue

first and only time I'm using that internet phrase

 

[ca9phoenix]

i've just bought my mum a years membership as a fellow of the bumblebee preservation society, it cost me £50 but it's for a good cause and my mum has a thing for bees, oh and it's her 50th!

 

[iCraig]

Ah, but I win at bee ironing.

You know, when a bee gets stuck inside your t-shirt and when you iron the shirt it's still inside and gets ironed into your shirt?

 

[Miss_Lucy]

I got up one morning to find a massive bee sniffing my boyfriend pants,
I just trapped it in a tin and let it out of the window

 

[BloomerzUK]

I hate bumblewasps

 

[VIRII]

I got up one morning to find a massive bee sniffing my boyfriend pants,

?
And this years surrealism award goes to .... Miss Lucy !!


Are you sure it wasn't a case of pubic lice?

 

[iCraig]

I got up one morning to find a massive bee sniffing my boyfriend pants

Smeared his crotch with honey during foreplay? We've all been there.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Just don't catch it, freeze it and torture it by sticking it to nylon for LOTS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!

 

[CrowK]

Here's a furry Bee for you from 2003 He's called Stan

Wait a second, that's my fingerprint!
where did you get that?

 

[[TW]Fox]

Go Go GoonFleet!

Couldn't organise a whatsit in a brewery tbh

 

[SoliD]

Anyone who says bees are cool have never been stung before.

I run away screaming like a 3 year old when I even see or hear one.

been stung by one before, but it was my fault, and get so annoyed whenever anybody proper whines when one flies about, it wont sting unless atagonised. just stay still and it will leave you alone.