Beep-boop!

Nitefly · 15 Apr 2018 at 18:24

If you click 'members online now', there is an option to see the name of various Robots that are browsing the forum. Apparently, said Robots are reading various threads right now.

Do they know they're Robots? If not, has this thread put us all at risk?!

Grandmaster Fap! · 15 Apr 2018 at 18:27

You fool you've alerted Skynet we know about them!!

NoobCannon · 15 Apr 2018 at 19:43

Go drunk, your home!

Diddums · 15 Apr 2018 at 21:08

When a fly walks over your windscreen, do you think he knows you cansee his knackers?

itchy · 15 Apr 2018 at 21:24

If the is a fly in plane flying around, does it add to the weight of the plane??

Grandmaster Fap! · 15 Apr 2018 at 21:27

itchy said:
If the is a fly in plane flying around, does it add to the weight of the plane??

But what if the fly is on a plane on a treadmill?

itchy · 15 Apr 2018 at 21:35

Grandmaster Fap! said:
But what if the fly is on a plane on a treadmill?

Then it would add weight as the is contact with the plane, therefore adding weight regardless of activity.

But if its flying around in the plane then what?

Nitefly · 15 Apr 2018 at 21:36

Diddums said:
When a fly walks over your windscreen, do you think he knows you cansee his knackers?

Huh, I never thought of it like that.

MOOGLEYS · 15 Apr 2018 at 21:42

itchy said:
If the is a fly in plane flying around, does it add to the weight of the plane??

Yes as Air has mass so anything in the air will add weight. If you sucked all the air out of a plane it would weigh less....

itchy · 15 Apr 2018 at 23:04

MOOGLEYS said:
Yes as Air has mass so anything in the air will add weight. If you sucked all the air out of a plane it would weigh less....

But would the fly just be diffusing molecular distribution in the air?

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Apr 2018 at 23:13

Bing sounds pretty cool as does Baidu. Yandex sounds like an incorrectly typed google search. Sogue is also showing some promise.

Brandwatch is not working for me :/

Tefal · 16 Apr 2018 at 00:10

Majestic-12 is a little worrying!

Hotwired · 16 Apr 2018 at 00:42

itchy said:
But would the fly just be diffusing molecular distribution in the air?

Mass of fly > Mass of fly sized volume of air

Irrelevant vs mass of airplane but if you want to count grains of sand in the desert then the plane weighs more with the fly.

mccarf · 16 Apr 2018 at 03:07

If a long jumper does a jump inside a plane from front to back while the plane is accelerating down the runway would he jump significantly further than on the ground?

Drangueos · 16 Apr 2018 at 03:35

mccarf said:
If a long jumper does a jump inside a plane from front to back while the plane is accelerating down the runway would he jump significantly further than on the ground?

if you never did this in a Bus when you were a kid, your childhood failed!

mccarf · 16 Apr 2018 at 04:26

Drangueos said:
if you never did this in a Bus when you were a kid, your childhood failed!

I'm going to retrieve this lost childhood next time I get on a bus :cool:

Angilion · 16 Apr 2018 at 04:27

mccarf said:
If a long jumper does a jump inside a plane from front to back while the plane is accelerating down the runway would he jump significantly further than on the ground?

Relative to the plane, yes. Relative to the ground, no.

This sort of thing always reminds me a common scene in cartoons I watched when I was a kid - someone in a phone box falling off a cliff escapes unharmed because they step out of the box just before it hits the ground and therefore they only fall a couple of inches. Nostalgia trip.

dirtybeatfreak · 16 Apr 2018 at 08:55

They're going to find the OCUK pr0n collection too :O