best drinking games?

No No No. You both have it wrong:

Ace - Touch your face (whenever you want touch your face, last person to follow drinks)
Two - F you (Nonimate someone to drink)
Three - F me (you drink)
Four - Touch the floor (Like ace but touch the floor instead)
Five - For t'guys (guys drink)
Six - For t'chicks (girls drink)
Seven - Touch the heaven (like ace but raise your hand)
Eight - Make a rule
Nine - Bust a rhyme (start a rhyme in a circle and whoever screws up drinks)
Ten - Slaps!
Jack - Royal subject (pick a subject e.g. car makes and you have to name a new one until someone can't, then they drink)
Queen - Question master (sometimes replaced with waterfall)
King - Either pour some into the cup in the middle, or use the flip a coin method (pour some in, then flip a coin, if it lands as you called it then you pass it on...it gets messy)
 
When I as at uni, we played drinking Monopoly, it takes a while to get started but once it's fully underway yuou can get very messy indeed!!!

You'll need:
A monopoly set
Beer (plenty of)
A good selection of different spirits/liqueurs etc

The rules are simple, you play Monopoly and every time you have to pay a fine/rent etc, you have to drink a couple of fingers of your drink (we were all drinking beer). As the pays out increase, the number of fingers you have to drink increases.

Everytime anyone passes go, they choose any of the spirits etc and pour 1 shot into a pint glass in the centre of the board.

If anyone gets sent to prison, they have to down the contents of the pint glass.

If you can't afford to pay a fine/bill you have to down the contents of the pint glass.

It is as simple as that. You can add a rule that if you land on somewhere that hasn't been purchased you have to buy it, which can speed things up if required.

Valve
 
This probably has another name but we play a game called simply "the fag packet game"

Everyone sits around a table with their drinks (preferably a pint) and you throw a fag packet over your drinks and try to land it on its side.

If it lands flat its the next persons turn and nothing happens.
If it lands on its side the next person has to drink 2 fingers worth of their drink UNLESS they land it on its side too (then it adds up and goes on to the next person, so if he lands it on its side then the next person doesnt its 4 fingers)
If it lands on its end then its 2 fingers AND it switches direction back to the guy before you

Its great fun and gets you drunk very quickly :D
 
No No No. You both have it wrong:

Ace - Touch your face (whenever you want touch your face, last person to follow drinks)
Two - F you (Nonimate someone to drink)
Three - F me (you drink)
Four - Touch the floor (Like ace but touch the floor instead)
Five - For t'guys (guys drink)
Six - For t'chicks (girls drink)
Seven - Touch the heaven (like ace but raise your hand)
Eight - Make a rule
Nine - Bust a rhyme (start a rhyme in a circle and whoever screws up drinks)
Ten - Slaps!
Jack - Royal subject (pick a subject e.g. car makes and you have to name a new one until someone can't, then they drink)
Queen - Question master (sometimes replaced with waterfall)
King - Either pour some into the cup in the middle, or use the flip a coin method (pour some in, then flip a coin, if it lands as you called it then you pass it on...it gets messy)

Na that's for noobs.

1. for you.
2. for you.
3. for you.
4. more.
5. Girls drink.
6. Boy's drink.
7. Have to do an action at any point, last person to do it has to drink.
8. Nominate.
9. Bust-a-Rhyme
10. Go again.
Jack. Everyone drinks.
Queen. Waterfall.
Kings = Kings, first three people to get Kings put a bit of a drink in a cup in the middle, person who gets the last King has to neck it.
Ace. Toilet card, can't leave for a wee/sick unless you have one.

Boxhead is a good game too.

**** the dealer is ace too. Brilliant with girls.
 
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Fuzzy duck is comedy :p

Played it on holiday with family, little brother ( 9 at the time ) was playing ( non alcoholic drinks for him ;) ) and ended up coming out with some funny stuff :D
 
Ring of Fire, but with lots of different rules:

Ace (Waterfall) - Can't stop drinking until person on your left stops. First to stop is the picker of the Ace.
Two (you) - Pick someone to drink.
Three (me) - You drink.
Four (floor) - Last to touch floor (changed to table 99% of the time) drinks.
Five (jive) - You have to repeat all the movements the person before you did and make one up then point to the next person. First person to forget one/messes up sequence drinks.
Six (change direction) - Goes back the other way.
Seven (heaven) - Last person to put hands in the air drinks.
Eight (snake) - Last person to move their arms like a snake drinks.
Nine (rhyme) - Picker says a word, then everyone has to say a different word that rhymes with it
Ten (thumb master) - Standard rule
Jack (make a rule) - Make a rule, whoever breaks rule has to do the made up punishment. e.g no leaving table. If you do you have to down your drink. Or whoever picks up a 5 next is ALSO a question master/god/whatever.
Queen (question master) - whenever anyone answers any of the question master's questions they have to drink. Stops when next queen is picked.
King - First three kings, the cup in the middle is filled 1/3 more full with whatever drink the person chooses. 4th king has to drink it.

It's the most fun drinking game I've played. Everyone always loves it. QM is hilarious! :D
 
We play "Vodka Tiger Woods"

If the ball goes out of bounds, in the water, or in the sand you have to do a shot. Worst score of the hole does a shot. Hole in one is two shots.
 
**** the dealer is good.

Have a pack of cards, one person looks at the top card but doesn't show anyone else, the person next to them has a guess at what it is. You then say higher of lower, they then guess again, if they get you first time or second time the dealer drinks if they don't guess the card then you drink. The dealer keeps the cards and repeats the process on the next person, if the dealer gets away three consecutive times then the dealer passes to the next person. The cards discarded get laid out of the table so you know whats been and gone. Sounds complicated but it's pretty easy all in all.
 
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