Taken from Gamer Revolution:
Frogger: Helmet Chaos
If ever there was a title that came straight out of the random grab-bag-o-nouns, it's this one. Pretty much lost me after "Frogger."
Zeitgeist
Man, nothing says "fun" like a German philosophical term for an era in the dialectical progression of a people or the world at large. I wonder if it has ****!
Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe's Brother
It's bad enough to name a helicopter Revenge Joe, but it's even worse when you claim it has a brother. And it's doubly worse when you consider that this is actually the first Twin Eagle game. Revenge for what?
Jumpman
From the Totally Out of Ideas department comes Jumpman. Let's see...there's a man, and he jumps...
ASO: Armored Scrum Object
Why would they name a bland vertical shooter after some sort of futuristic Rugby ball? To make our list, of course.
Wild Woody
Wild Woody was also the the star of this game, a bright yellow No. 2 pencil that threw sticks of dynamite. Welcome to the mascot graveyard.
Tech Romancer
This dorky Don Juan gets all the ladies with his smooth moves, great hair and modded Palm Pilot.
Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
And then pretty much just skip the salad course, because this vegetable-themed adventure game had no meat. On the other hand, you gotta see the melons on that tomato.
Beyond the Beyond
Sony goes one step beyond in their top-shelf RPG. Beyond what, you ask? Don't ask. Really.
Silhouette Mirage: Reprogrammed Hope
We love the random word generator, too! Opted congestion substances source! Think wind recorder disrupt!
Um Jammer Lammy
This sequel to Parappa the Rapper took a confusing premise - you're a psychedelic lamb who plays guitar - and turned it absurd with this awkward title.
PenPen TriIcelon
You're a mutant penguin racing in the TriIcelon, which is just like a Triathlon, but colder. Believe it or not, we reviewed this one and STILL have no idea what the hell it's about.
Spanky's Quest
See, Spanky is a monkey. Spanky the monkey. SPANK THE MONKEY. Hey thanks, you're a great crowd
Cacoma Knight in Bizyland
Sounds like an adventurous RPG, but the only thing getting bizy in this Qix ripoff is you.
M.U.S.C.L.E.
Video games are chock full of bad acronyms, but Mattel and Bandai's old wrestling game - Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere - wins by submission
Sticky Balls
The platform might have been a front for a mafia scam, but the games were real. Real filthy, that is.
70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor
We cheated a little on this one, since this side-scrolling robot shooter was a Japanese-only release, but with a title like that, it just had to be on the list.
Punky Skunk
Talk about low effort game naming. He's a skunk, he's extreme, and he loves The Misfits...so...hmmm...what to call him...
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
That's because you've caught Klonoa, Jimmy, but don't worry, a shot of penicillin will clear that right up.
Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt!
Fun fact: This is one of the first games to actually use digitized voice. Not so fun fact: Here's a dialogue snippet: Awesome Possum: "I'm awesome!"
Dr. Machino: "You’re not so awesome! You got that right.
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I'm thinking with Wild Woody or Sticky Balls we have a winner lol.