Best internet put-downs

[iCraig]

your mums so fat she had to have new doorways put in, 5ft tall and 12 ft wide and even then it's a tight fit

Specific measurements ruin a joke.

 

[vincent1989]

Specific measurements ruin a joke.

your dad is only 2 inches

 

[Messiah Khan]

your dad is only 2 inches

And gets carried about my a mullet wearer;

(Yes I know you didn't mean 2" like that)