Best job in the world?

This conversations seems slightly moot. Each and every person is different, and although this set of forums has a certain "clientele persuasion" (ie technical bent) most people have to know deep down the type of job that would really suit them.

IE retiring sounds REALLY boring to me right now, but then I am only semi-employed at the moment and seem to find it incredibly easy to burn time. Need more money, and thus a job, soon :D

Many, many jobs have hidden benefits btw... its not all about the preverbial greenbacks, believe me...

Some hidden benefits :

a) Hairdresser : Personal connection with people, trust, conversation, chance for creative flair.
b) Working with children : Personal satisfaction, joy, personal growth, personal connection.
c) Bar work : Variable working conditions (some very cool if you like the music/clientele/atmosphere).

Remember that some jobs also have hidden drawbacks as well that the cash is supposed to make up for...

a) IT : Stress, performance related criticallity, high competition
b) Medicine : Stress, high performance related criticallity, personal challenge
c) Billionaire playboy : Boredom, lack of direction, lack of drive, lack of challenge.

Personally I would go out of my head if I was a billionaire... well after I'd solved most of the harshest problems of society ^^
 
I believe that on April 14th I will have the best job in the world.
Not only will I be working in an office with 10 beautiful women, I will also be responsible for 100's (perhaps 1000's) of young lives (mainly 14/15 year old girls) and what career paths they want to follow in the NHS.
 
Gaenocologist? Probably spelt wrong and probably not that good a job considering some of the holes youd have to investigate!
 
Shoseki said:
This conversations seems slightly moot. Each and every person is different, and although this set of forums has a certain "clientele persuasion" (ie technical bent) most people have to know deep down the type of job that would really suit them.

IE retiring sounds REALLY boring to me right now, but then I am only semi-employed at the moment and seem to find it incredibly easy to burn time. Need more money, and thus a job, soon :D

Many, many jobs have hidden benefits btw... its not all about the preverbial greenbacks, believe me...

Some hidden benefits :

a) Hairdresser : Personal connection with people, trust, conversation, chance for creative flair.
b) Working with children : Personal satisfaction, joy, personal growth, personal connection.
c) Bar work : Variable working conditions (some very cool if you like the music/clientele/atmosphere).

Remember that some jobs also have hidden drawbacks as well that the cash is supposed to make up for...

a) IT : Stress, performance related criticallity, high competition
b) Medicine : Stress, high performance related criticallity, personal challenge
c) Billionaire playboy : Boredom, lack of direction, lack of drive, lack of challenge.

Personally I would go out of my head if I was a billionaire... well after I'd solved most of the harshest problems of society ^^
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Lol, are you serious?
This is a brainless thread, don't try and inject rational thought into it.....it hurts! ;)
 
ardy89 said:
Gaenocologist? Probably spelt wrong and probably not that good a job considering some of the holes youd have to investigate!
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Gynaecologist's Assistant seems quite popular, check this out ;


In the Inverness Job Centre a man sees a vacancy for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. He asks for details and is thrilled to learn that his duties are to prepare the ladies as follows:
1. Remove Underwear
2. Wash and shave the Ladies' nether regions.
3. Rub Oil on shaved areas.
Salary is £55,000 p.a. He is told to go to Plymouth. "Oh why is that where the job is based?" he asks. "No, that's where the ******* queue starts!" :D
 
Hedge said:
High class gigalo, marketed purely to the rich and hot milfs :D
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V3g3tto said:
I'd happily do a 50hr week then :)
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I can remember a story in our local Sentinel a few years back where this local bloke gad put himself around as Gigolo.
He ended up going to court to keep women away from him and they were all good lookers.
A part of his story read something like "I got back to my flat and two women had let themselves in. They were servicing each other and then beckoned me to join in. I'd just had enough of it at this point and cracked. I just want it to stop".

And coincidentally my best mates brother is a Gigolo around the town of Leek.
He's got such a reputation that most women want to try him and do.
I was told on wednesday that he doesn't go out now because he's fed up of it.
Mind you he is about 45.
 
dmpoole said:
I can remember a story in our local Sentinel a few years back where this local bloke gad put himself around as Gigolo.
He ended up going to court to keep women away from him and they were all good lookers.
A part of his story read something like "I got back to my flat and two women had let themselves in. They were servicing each other and then beckoned me to join in. I'd just had enough of it at this point and cracked. I just want it to stop".

And coincidentally my best mates brother is a Gigolo around the town of Leek.
He's got such a reputation that most women want to try him and do.
I was told on wednesday that he doesn't go out now because he's fed up of it.
Mind you he is about 45.
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I may sound harsh, even uninformed, but i have zero sympathy for you mates brother :p and as for the first guy, words fail me, they really do fail me lol!

It's like millionaires going "it's really bad, i sit at home bored all day, all this money has made me sad, i don't know what to do with it all"

Buy a gun, shoot yourself, give it to someone who does.

:D
 
Always thought being a top notch song writer would be cool, you get to meet/socialise with lots of famous artists and get seriously rich from the royalties while not having all the press s**** that fame brings, and your career can last like till you die.

Or a best selling author, while you are pressured to write by publisher nce you have made it you could do a Ian Fleming and relax in your house in the Caribeen writing a book every year or two.
 
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