Best Man Speech Help!

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R.O.S.S.I said:
It was only a little line like "Before we begin can we just have a moments silence..... for the 23 cows, 43 chickens and 300 prawns which sacrificed themselves for today's festivites." Again, not sure i'll use it and I most likely wont but just want it in my locker haha as I'd never heard that one before and thought it was quite amusing.
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Ahh, that's not so bad.

I thought it might have been something along the lines of "My prawn cocktail tasted a little ropey so I'll have to be quick with this speech before.....oh no!! *drop mike and run out of the room* "
 
kinobestew123 said:
Ahh, that's not so bad.

I thought it might have been something along the lines of "My prawn cocktail tasted a little ropey so I'll have to be quick with this speech before.....oh no!! *drop mike and run out of the room* "
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Haha no nothing like that but I've decided against going with the joke at the start now anyway.

Think I'm going to try and condense the story I've got too as it feels like I'm going on a bit, or at least revise it so it flows better.
 
Just remember that everyone in that room is wishing you the best (save the groom) and you'll have their support as well as their attention.

Say how nice a couple they are, and also how nice the rest of the bride is from what you can see today. Then lay into the groom a bit. Then make up by praising them as an awesome couple - job done, time for a pint.

Also include a quick cheeky remark about the bridesmaids, but nothing too crude.
 
Gave my groom speech on Saturday there. Started off by saying I'm afraid of public speaking so hang in there with me. Speech went well and got lots of compliments on it, so maybe that's the trick. Lower expectations from the start ;)
 
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