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Ok to start with I just want to clear up the confusion regarding the wedding invitations, this here is Dan and here we have Paula, I know some of you were a little confused by the picture on the invite…. You could ask the question is it each other they are attracted to, or do they just like what they see in the mirror?
I would like start with a toast! – If you could all raise your glasses…… to Me! Because none of us would be here today, if I had not introduced them to each other last year.
Dan & Paula met last June during a party around my house, they had both made inquiries about each other before I introduced them You could say it was a real Hollywood moment, the eyes had met and they were deep in conversation within a few seconds I slowly started to turn green and the became hairy, I just needed someone to mash me up and make into a pie out of me…..
Well from that night last summer they have pretty much been joined at the pelvis… I mean hip… sorry slip of the tongue…. And there were a few of them as well.
On a serious note having known them for quite a while, I have seen the positive effects they have had on each others lives, they really do come as a pair now. I do worry about there little in jokes about monkeys though, for those that have been to there house you will know what I mean. There seems to be monkey calendars and pictures everywhere, the youngest of the little’s ‘faith’ was shocked to find out that Paula had even brought Dan a monkey thong from ebay….. but each to there own I guess.
Well my first real memory of Dan was when he came home with and eclectic guitar and his mind set on being in a band. Ever since he’s been living the dream, and now I’m sure you will agree he has met his dream girl.
Of course I should share one or two stories of Dan that come up every xmas time around the table, I remember the time on a family holiday in Cornwall, Dan pointed a toy gun out the window of the family car aiming at pensioner, causing the poor guy to duck down and take cover thinking a drive by shooting was about to unfold.
And there was the story of the bully that swung Dan around by his arms and broke his collarbone – the only embarrassing part about that story, was the bully was a girl.
And then we have ‘Dick’. Dick was Dan’s rag doll he had during his younger years, Dan’s Dick went everywhere with him, “Have you seen my Dick”, “Look at my Dick” and “Mum I’ve lost my Dick” were fraises regularly heard around the house. Paula I’m sure Dan will show you ‘Dick’ at some point in the not so distant future
Tales aside, Paula I’m sure you know that you have found a real top man, He cooks, cleans, waters the plants and washes the car, a real perfect homemaker. All you need to do is tweak his personal hygiene routine…. Perhaps if you can encourage him to, shift some of the emphasis from the home to the body.
Dan has been a great friend and big little brother to me, he has bailed me out, stood by me and supported me. He looks out for those he loves and cares for. Paula I know you have the right man by your side.
I wish you every happiness Mr & Mrs ....
Toast……. To Mr & Mrs .....