Best self install burger alarm

~>Dg<~ · 25 Jun 2014 at 18:01

Tefal said:
i wonder if that related to how they came to be in the prison. lack of care for risk of detection probably increases chance of being caught.

thing is if they done 100 burglaries and get caught for one then it works for them. most burglars are quite prolific or on drugs so need to just get the stuff then go.

its sad but its how it is. dogs/alarms are pretty pointless.

Tefal · 26 Jun 2014 at 17:48

~>Dg<~ said:
thing is if they done 100 burglaries and get caught for one then it works for them. most burglars are quite prolific or on drugs so need to just get the stuff then go.

its sad but its how it is. dogs/alarms are pretty pointless.

true but as long as your the one that they fail on the dog works lol.

d_brennen · 26 Jun 2014 at 17:57

Tefal said:
i wonder if that related to how they came to be in the prison. lack of care for risk of detection probably increases chance of being caught.

It isn't a Mensa meet in there, for sure

Blackjack Davy · 27 Jun 2014 at 01:03

Judgeneo said:
I'm not really sure in a fake alarm would cut the mustard. A quick look through the window will reveal some really juicy items, and with the modern thief's appetite for risk, they'll probably take a quick bite first to test the system before gorging themselves on your hard earned items.

My father had one of those fake boxes on the house, did no good at all place was burgled so many times they moved in the end. Probably would have been cheaper to just install a real alarm.

As for cameras, I've just bought one myself. Had my window smashed by some oik coming out of the pub down the road late one night. New double glazed unit replacement, £140, ouch.

Cops say as there was no description or witnesses the chances of catching the culprit are slim to non existent. Hence the camera.

Castiel · 27 Jun 2014 at 01:06

Buy a dog.

wordy · 27 Jun 2014 at 08:35

One of these.

They like burgers as well!

Tackle_Berry · 27 Jun 2014 at 09:16

I got one of these, as I had a alarm company come out to put in a decent wired one but all my walls are capped.

http://www.screwfix.com/p/yale-premium-wireless-4-room-alarm-kit/54473

Easy to install, I know it won't stop experienced burglars but would hopefully stop chavs and druggies.

martina.lo · 27 Jun 2014 at 09:35

Scuzi said:

LOL I genuinely thought you meant a BURGER alarm. Well good luck with a Buglar one since I know nothing about it. But this image is pretty awesome.

d_brennen · 27 Jun 2014 at 12:13

Castiel said:
Buy a dog.

A guy I know had an enormous doberman which looked the part but was soppy as anything and rarely barked. He came home to find some scumbag had broken into his house, caved it's head in with a hammer and stolen about £50 worth of cash. He vowed never to have a pet again, never seen someone so cut up about an animal

RoboCod · 27 Jun 2014 at 13:29

d_brennen said:
A guy I know had an enormous doberman which looked the part but was soppy as anything and rarely barked. He came home to find some scumbag had broken into his house, caved it's head in with a hammer and stolen about £50 worth of cash. He vowed never to have a pet again, never seen someone so cut up about an animal

That is truly horrible

Poor dog, for £50 too.