Best spontaneous prank ever.

dmpoole said:
I was coming home from a gig one night at the JCB club and in the front car was my guitarist Paul.
I saw a car pull up behind me and I could tell it was a cop car.
It then overtook me and has it passed the window came down and it was Pauls best mate who was a copper in the passenger seat.
They pulled him over and I pulled over too.
The driver got out but Dave (the copper mate) had already prewarned his colleague that Paul doesn't drink and his car would be sound.
The copper get sPaul out and says "We've had complaints from JCB club that the bald headed one with glasses has smashed items up in the dressing room".
Now Paul was a quiet bloke who said the odd swear word but he went absolutely ballistic.
We was down on his knees, jumping in the air and swearing for England.
I told him to calm down because we'd sort it but the copper insisted on arresting him.
Paul goes off on one again and the copper decides to cuff him.
At this point the copper says "You'll have to talk to my colleague because he knows more about it" and out of the car comes Dave.
You had to be there :D

Two months later Paul got his revenge.
Paul & Dave with girlfriends had been on a narrowboat holiday and decided to dress has pirates.
Paul had taken some brilliant pics of Dave and waited for revenge.
Revenge came in the shape of a police do and Paul was able to get in and put pictures on every table.
Paul also knew that Dave would be one of the last ones to turn up (as usual) so he arrived to a whole party of coppers clapping & cheering.
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:confused: this makes my brain hurt:(
 
basmic said:
While the joke is only just funny, in a sick way - the principle of it is wrong.
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It is the very principle that makes it funny.

This would not be the case were it true.

Besides which, the kid would have good AIDS not bad AIDS, so even though he was being annoying he'd get our sympathy.
 
MarcLister said:
So it was some prank that the off-duty copper and the on-duty copper played on your mate?
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They were both on duty and the copper mate knew that Paul was playing a gig and set the whole scenario up with his colleague.
It was amazing to see a gentle man who doesn't swear suddenly turn into this monster at the side of the road.
It was a total transformation from just being told he was being stopped for damaging something.
When Dave got out of the police car Paul just got down on his knees saying 'You b******' over and over.
Its the best prank I've ever seen and I've seen a few in my life.
 
dmpoole said:
They were both on duty and the copper mate knew that Paul was playing a gig and set the whole scenario up with his colleague.
It was amazing to see a gentle man who doesn't swear suddenly turn into this monster at the side of the road.
It was a total transformation from just being told he was being stopped for damaging something.
When Dave got out of the police car Paul just got down on his knees saying 'You b******' over and over.
Its the best prank I've ever seen and I've seen a few in my life.
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Ah OK. :)
 
paradigm said:
I found it funny. Everyone who is saying it isn't needs to get off their moral high-horse and actually laugh at a few things in life.
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I agree.

If it actually happened then no, I don't think it's too harsh a response. I'm sick of people saying children will be children. Fine, they can be children, but the minute they run upto someone they don't know and sink their teeth in they deserve a good smack!
 
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