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cleanbluesky · 22 Jul 2007 at 19:49

Scuzi said:
I bet you do.

You bet right, big man

Nebzor · 22 Jul 2007 at 19:49

Mustard

Edit: Blegh, beaten to it.

Raikiri · 22 Jul 2007 at 19:51

Doohickey said:
I thought mustard was the best

No, the mustard was for hair growth.

The amino acids in butter work to exacerbate the effect of the UV rays on your skin, best to use the butter in conjunction with some form of sun tan lotion though.

Wang · 22 Jul 2007 at 19:54

Scuzi said:
The stuff you put on your bread. The natural oils in it work wonders at giving you a tan. It doesn't offer the best protection but you can't have great tanning and top pretection at once. You have to sacrafice one for the other

You could go for the Flora Pro-Activ, which even though you have to sacrifice the protection will probably increase your lifespan, hence you can probably be a nice golden brown well into your 100s. It's win win!

Ripper · 22 Jul 2007 at 19:54

Is it just me, or all you all discussing how to basically achieve a fake tan?

Lets get a bit of perspective and man up this thread with a manly picture! ..

JohnnyG · 22 Jul 2007 at 19:57

I'd go with butter too if I were you, it's natural and full of the proteins, enzymes, phosphates & bicarbonate buffers that your skin needs, here's a rough idea of what to expect...

Pasty indoors complexion:

Healthy looking butter treated skin:

Artificial Nvidia Sunkissed skin:

Kreeeee · 22 Jul 2007 at 19:58

Doohickey said:
I thought mustard was the best

The difference is butter is not a joke.

benjo plz. · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:04

Kreeeee said:
The difference is butter is not a joke.

neither was mustard originally

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cleanbluesky · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:07

It's better with butter!

Kreeeee · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:08

Phnom_Penh said:
neither was mustard originally .

Mustard used for everything is a joke.

penski · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:09

[Metrosexuals only] do I look gay enough?
*n

PardonTheWait · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:12

Butter?

I hardly even know her.

iCraig · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:13

AcidHell2 said:
you can get a perfectly good tan in this weather, just get a job outside.

It's been raining pretty much solid all week apart from today. Overcast mostly though still.

I've yet to see a fake tan wearer who doesn't look an idiot.

Morthoseth · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:15

penski said:
[Metrosexuals only] do I look gay enough?
*n

Fail

Glaucus · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:15

iCraig said:
It's been raining pretty much solid all week apart from today. Overcast mostly though still.

This is where your wrong. There's been plenty of sunny spells this week, but they only last an hour or so. In fact on Wednesday it was hot all day. Track(rail on the railway) temperature in the shade reached 27 degrees before 11am.

iCraig · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:25

AcidHell2 said:
This is where your wrong. There's been plenty of sunny spells this week, but they only last an hour or so. In fact on Wednesday it was hot all day. Track(rail on the railway) temperature in the shade reached 27 degrees before 11am.

But surely the general consensus isn't going to be tanned due to all the rain?

That's my point... pound for pound Mr Tangerine is going to look an idiot amongst those with the standard British complexion.

Glaucus · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:26

iCraig said:
But surely the general consensus isn't going to be tanned due to all the rain?

That's my point... pound for pound Mr Tangerine is going to look an idiot amongst those with the standard British complexion.

so I look an idiot as I have a naturally tan?

If someone can tell it's a fake tan, then yes you look an idiot.

iCraig · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:28

AcidHell2 said:
so I look an idiot as I have a naturally tan?

If you have a natural tan, no.

AcidHell2 said:
If someone can tell it's a fake tan, then yes you look an idiot.

Yep. Fake tan very rarely looks convincing.

Jofujofu · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:30

JohnnyG said:
Pics Of Sam83uk

ROFL!!

Paul

Participant · 22 Jul 2007 at 20:31

Mohinder said:
Butter?

I hardly even know her.

Nice!