Best way to find food stealer...

Get a small plastic container with a lid, place some Chocolate Mousse in the container, leave it in the fridge until someone steals it, once it's gone, go around your flatmates asking them if they know what has happened to your stool sample, the one who doesn't laugh is your thief.
 
D.P. said:
You guys are missing the combo moves,
Chili AND Laxatives!

Nothing like burning hot high-pressure gastro explosions
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I take your chilli and laxatives idea and raise you with the liquid LSD idea. There's nothing like burning hot high-pressure gastro explosions while it looks like the walls around you are melting.
 
Morgoth said:
I take your chilli and laxatives idea and raise you with the liquid LSD idea. There's nothing like burning hot high-pressure gastro explosions while it looks like the walls around you are melting.
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!
 
My girlfriend was having hers nabbed, some sticky toffee puddings her mum made for her so it quite upset, took a whole pack of bacon too!

Anyway she thinks it was some contractor builders who have been working in their halls lately, they've often been found in their kitchen drinking tea and reading/stealing their papers too, I was up there this weekend and hoped to bump into them but alas they were not around.
 
I remember watching a program on television where some air hostess ladies were talking about their experiences in the air. Apparently a favourite trick of their for dealing with annoying customers is to put two eye drops in the customers tea before give it to them. Has the same effect as laxatives but much quicker - and you never put more than two it because it's quite a powerful substance in those eye drops (whatever it is).
 
Angilion said:
Elephants are traditional for the butter and they're better tempered than rhinos. As an added advantage, they won't forget why they're there!

Just don't try hippos. They're impossible to control.
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That's a really good observation tbh mate, really good advice :)
 
Moley said:
I remember watching a program on television where some air hostess ladies were talking about their experiences in the air. Apparently a favourite trick of their for dealing with annoying customers is to put two eye drops in the customers tea before give it to them. Has the same effect as laxatives but much quicker - and you never put more than two it because it's quite a powerful substance in those eye drops (whatever it is).
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These days they can't do that because everything is sealed when they give it to you.
 
Ironic, you're on a computer forum but no one has suggested installing a webcam in the fridge...

Good I say, go get some viagra and laxatives on prescription (assuming it's a guy stealing your food), say you can't keep it up and that you haven't pooed in 5 days, your gp will prescribe, stick a load in some food (it's difficult to overdose on these things) the one making horrible noises then coming out with a massive erection is stealing your food.

Theres no point in doing notes, my mate rob stuck a note on his butter once "I've spat in this", next day woke up with a note on top of his "So have I".
 
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Sorry I'm going to be terribly boring and post a sensible suggestion :p Have you thought of trying a lockable fridge crate? Google for 'Fridge Locker', designed for exactly this reason.

Also I wouldn't recommend laxatives, seems like a funny enough idea but some people with medical conditions really can't use them. OK they are stealing your food which is low but do you really want them to get properly ill?

/sensible off :)
 
Well I've just ordered some laxatives. I like the chilli idea too so I'm definitely going to order some of that.

http://www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=179

This one seems good for the price/heat rating (not that I really understand scoville ratings). I'm hoping it won't look too obvious in butter/milk/whatever I decide to put it in. The revenge route is definitely the best way (unless I come in drunk and consume my own food).

Viagra + laxatives + chilli + liquid lsd = ultimate win.

The sensible period afterward: I think buying my own mini fridge might just be a good idea if I can get one for really cheap.

Edit: Can laxatives really be that bad? I better go round and do a quick medical checkup first.
 
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Get some smart water sprayed on the outside of the bottle and then just check their fingers using an UV light! You'll be able to follow the trail. ;)
 
Agreed with mr white. I would say get some pure capsaicin but that does have the potential to cause all sorts of nasty complications, stopping breathing and such.
My eyes were opened to the world of chilli, I didn't realise something could be so hot until I ate a naga jolokia.

Also I hope the liquid LSD is a joke, thats where you're getting to the highly dangerous tier, the comedown from acid is bad enough when you've had a good trip. Painfull diahorrea all over you and having wood for hours, thats suicidal tier.
 
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